Apparently, Greece is exactly like an underground Marble Garden Zone.
Apparently, this is the 1100s.
As if this game wasn't ridiculous enough.
Because the walkthrough wasn't clear on this.
By your logic, you're a zombie.
Can YOU help me find out where Kay is, audience at home?
Come on, it wasn't that bad a game.
Don't you lay this Jesus crap on me in my demon-sword-video-game.
Everybody else is a fucking asshole.
Go work it out over some hoops.
How can you simultaneously be so vague and so specific?
I didn't intend for things to look this way.
I feel like I've seen her somewhere before.
I make the worst decisions.
I still can't get over that name.
I strapped a sword to my arm.
I wish I could play as this character.
I'm gonna post this all over the goddamn place.
I'm not making that joke.
It's Japan. Of course you can believe it.
LOOK AT HOW UTTERLY SUBLIME THIS KID IS!
Metal Wolf Chaos before Metal Wolf Chaos.
Oh no! Not experiments on humans, even though these go on all the time without any sort of sinister
OH SWEET JESUS, I HAVE ANGERED IT!
Our ideals of fire insect masks.
PERSONAPERSONAPERSONAPERSONAPERSONAPERSONAPERSONAPERSONAPERSONAPERSONAPERSONAPERSONAPERSONAPERSONAPE
Researching phallic imagery since 1985.
Says the still-robotic president.
Schonfisch, your services were especially creative.
Show 'em where the action is.
That line is coming from WASHINGTON DC.
That's how the White House works.
That's not how genetics work.
The default name for this thing.
We get it, you were made by Atlus.
We need four people designing these damn windows!
WHAT IS THAT BENEATH YOUR CLOAK!?
What the hell did this game become?
What's going on with South Africa?
When did this become Castlevania?
Why did you have to choose this angle, Atlus?
Why do Steve Brodie and Ryan Campbell sound familiar?
Why does that sound familiar?
Apparently, Greece is exactly like an underground Marble Garden Zone.
Apparently, this is the 1100s.
As if this game wasn't ridiculous enough.
Because the walkthrough wasn't clear on this.
By your logic, you're a zombie.
Can YOU help me find out where Kay is, audience at home?
Come on, it wasn't that bad a game.
Don't you lay this Jesus crap on me in my demon-sword-video-game.
Everybody else is a fucking asshole.
Go work it out over some hoops.
How can you simultaneously be so vague and so specific?
I didn't intend for things to look this way.
I feel like I've seen her somewhere before.
I make the worst decisions.
I still can't get over that name.
I strapped a sword to my arm.
I wish I could play as this character.
I'm gonna post this all over the goddamn place.
I'm not making that joke.
It's Japan. Of course you can believe it.
LOOK AT HOW UTTERLY SUBLIME THIS KID IS!
Metal Wolf Chaos before Metal Wolf Chaos.
Oh no! Not experiments on humans, even though these go on all the time without any sort of sinister
OH SWEET JESUS, I HAVE ANGERED IT!
Our ideals of fire insect masks.
PERSONAPERSONAPERSONAPERSONAPERSONAPERSONAPERSONAPERSONAPERSONAPERSONAPERSONAPERSONAPERSONAPERSONAPE
Researching phallic imagery since 1985.
Says the still-robotic president.
Schonfisch, your services were especially creative.
Show 'em where the action is.
That line is coming from WASHINGTON DC.
That's how the White House works.
That's not how genetics work.
The default name for this thing.
We get it, you were made by Atlus.
We need four people designing these damn windows!
WHAT IS THAT BENEATH YOUR CLOAK!?
What the hell did this game become?
What's going on with South Africa?
When did this become Castlevania?
Why did you have to choose this angle, Atlus?
Why do Steve Brodie and Ryan Campbell sound familiar?
Why does that sound familiar?
Apparently, Greece is exactly like an underground Marble Garden Zone.
Apparently, this is the 1100s.
As if this game wasn't ridiculous enough.
Because the walkthrough wasn't clear on this.
By your logic, you're a zombie.
Can YOU help me find out where Kay is, audience at home?
Come on, it wasn't that bad a game.
Don't you lay this Jesus crap on me in my demon-sword-video-game.
Everybody else is a fucking asshole.
Go work it out over some hoops.
How can you simultaneously be so vague and so specific?
I didn't intend for things to look this way.
I feel like I've seen her somewhere before.
I make the worst decisions.
I still can't get over that name.
I strapped a sword to my arm.
I wish I could play as this character.
I'm gonna post this all over the goddamn place.
I'm not making that joke.
It's Japan. Of course you can believe it.
LOOK AT HOW UTTERLY SUBLIME THIS KID IS!
Metal Wolf Chaos before Metal Wolf Chaos.
Oh no! Not experiments on humans, even though these go on all the time without any sort of sinister
OH SWEET JESUS, I HAVE ANGERED IT!
Our ideals of fire insect masks.
PERSONAPERSONAPERSONAPERSONAPERSONAPERSONAPERSONAPERSONAPERSONAPERSONAPERSONAPERSONAPERSONAPERSONAPE
Researching phallic imagery since 1985.
Says the still-robotic president.
Schonfisch, your services were especially creative.
Show 'em where the action is.
That line is coming from WASHINGTON DC.
That's how the White House works.
That's not how genetics work.
The default name for this thing.
We get it, you were made by Atlus.
We need four people designing these damn windows!
WHAT IS THAT BENEATH YOUR CLOAK!?
What the hell did this game become?
What's going on with South Africa?
When did this become Castlevania?
Why did you have to choose this angle, Atlus?
Why do Steve Brodie and Ryan Campbell sound familiar?
Why does that sound familiar?
