Again, placement is important.
All wizards sound Jamaican, now.
And then somebody quotes Taken.
And there's my Katawa Shoujo connection.
And they must refer to you as Bitch, regardless of gender.
Because butterflies are sexy?
BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY WITCHES AND WIZARDS COULD EVER BE NORMAL.
But you're cute when you're fat.
Demonic Taint would make a great band name.
Describes my more controversial blogs.
DO YOU GET THE SYMBOLISM, KIDS!?
Do you know what that means, class?
Falcon to the Core sounds like a lame meme.
Fantasy racism sounds fucking crazy.
From the murderous whales.
He's a guy and he's in a visual novel. What do you think?
He's not magic; he's just crazy.
Homemade Coffee Memories.
I CANNOT STOP FOCUSING ON YOUR EYES.
I can't tell if he's sexy.
I don't approve of any sentence that contains the phrase "the wetness".
I don't like that look in his eyes.
I don't like where this is going.
I FUCKING SWEAR THIS BACKGROUND WAS FLIPPING THE EFF OUT THE WHOLE TIME.
I GOT A TROPHY FOR KISSIN' A GUY, MA!
I know this is gonna sound mean, but of course a girl would say that.
I say, in an unsettling smirk.
I think this is the second Twilight reference I've made.
I took, like, ALL the acid, and that just pissed Damien the fuck off.
I WANT TO SEE THIS FUCKING PLAY!
I WANT TO SPREAD YOU ALL OVER MY BODY!
I'd call her eyes "terrifying".
I'll be over here, Photoshopping make-up onto Captain Falcon.
I'll get CL60 to fact check this.
I'll let somebody else make the terribly obvious sexual joke.
I'm a wizard, and let's fuck.
I'm just as surprised as you are.
I'm not even sure how I'll use this.
IN CASE WE WEREN'T OBVIOUS ABOUT IT, ALREADY.
Is there anything to you more than Goth Chick?
It sounds weirder when you say it out in your mind.
Just this merit bullshit.
Katawa Shoujo was but an omen.
Like there's a fucking choice.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, DAMN IT!
My dream is to crush dreams!
My wife isn't this stupid, you guys.
New England food sucks, apparently.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO..............
No, it sounds pretty goddamn cool.
Oddly enough, this characterization gets thrown out pretty quickly.
Of course the Teen Titans goth would ask this question.
Oh shit. THE FURRIES HAVE INVADED!
Oh, I'll find a way to use this.
Played by Natalie Portman.
Proof that free will is an illusion.
Reaction shots out the ass.
Rest assured that I'll never look at fairy pussy.
Says the girl with Medusa curls.
She's gotta be a unicorn.
So back off, vampire boy.
Somebody get to work on the Big Steve fan art!
Take note of what that button is covering.
That doesn't describe the Queen too well.
That they were written by Hans Christian Andersen?
That's not what I imagined Big Steve to look like.
That's what I'm supposed to fear during a fire?
That's why I main Lucario.
THE WHOLE WORLD IS MAGIC!
There's enough King to go around, ladies.
This is how the game handles off-campus events.
This is what surreal looks like.
This is what the game says for ALL his classes.
This MIGHT be racist. I'm not entirely sure.
This should be on the side of a soda can.
This sounds funny, but I can't think of how.
This Vogue magazine has clearly passed its expiration date.
Tom Kenny, work your magic.
We have an E10 rating to maintain, after all.
What my character actually looked like.
What the hell is this, Persona 3?
What's with the smile, dude?
When did I get a holiday?
Where they do somersaults in the air like a goddamn madman, right?
Which color is the most PSYCHOTIC!?
Whose genitals are you talking about?
Why do half the characters have such huge goddamn eyes?
Wizards fucking know how to party.
You humans and your confusing reproductive logic.
YOU WILL NEVER HAVE CHILDREN!
You won't like me when I'm happy.
You'd think a room full of magical beings would be more in tune with how utterly evil Satan Claus tr
You're gonna freak out when we get to the actual sex education.
You've never watched a soccer match, have you?
Again, placement is important.
All wizards sound Jamaican, now.
And then somebody quotes Taken.
And there's my Katawa Shoujo connection.
And they must refer to you as Bitch, regardless of gender.
Because butterflies are sexy?
BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY WITCHES AND WIZARDS COULD EVER BE NORMAL.
But you're cute when you're fat.
Demonic Taint would make a great band name.
Describes my more controversial blogs.
DO YOU GET THE SYMBOLISM, KIDS!?
Do you know what that means, class?
Falcon to the Core sounds like a lame meme.
Fantasy racism sounds fucking crazy.
From the murderous whales.
He's a guy and he's in a visual novel. What do you think?
He's not magic; he's just crazy.
Homemade Coffee Memories.
I CANNOT STOP FOCUSING ON YOUR EYES.
I can't tell if he's sexy.
I don't approve of any sentence that contains the phrase "the wetness".
I don't like that look in his eyes.
I don't like where this is going.
I FUCKING SWEAR THIS BACKGROUND WAS FLIPPING THE EFF OUT THE WHOLE TIME.
I GOT A TROPHY FOR KISSIN' A GUY, MA!
I know this is gonna sound mean, but of course a girl would say that.
I say, in an unsettling smirk.
I think this is the second Twilight reference I've made.
I took, like, ALL the acid, and that just pissed Damien the fuck off.
I WANT TO SEE THIS FUCKING PLAY!
I WANT TO SPREAD YOU ALL OVER MY BODY!
I'd call her eyes "terrifying".
I'll be over here, Photoshopping make-up onto Captain Falcon.
I'll get CL60 to fact check this.
I'll let somebody else make the terribly obvious sexual joke.
I'm a wizard, and let's fuck.
I'm just as surprised as you are.
I'm not even sure how I'll use this.
IN CASE WE WEREN'T OBVIOUS ABOUT IT, ALREADY.
Is there anything to you more than Goth Chick?
It sounds weirder when you say it out in your mind.
Just this merit bullshit.
Katawa Shoujo was but an omen.
Like there's a fucking choice.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, DAMN IT!
My dream is to crush dreams!
My wife isn't this stupid, you guys.
New England food sucks, apparently.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO..............
No, it sounds pretty goddamn cool.
Oddly enough, this characterization gets thrown out pretty quickly.
Of course the Teen Titans goth would ask this question.
Oh shit. THE FURRIES HAVE INVADED!
Oh, I'll find a way to use this.
Played by Natalie Portman.
Proof that free will is an illusion.
Reaction shots out the ass.
Rest assured that I'll never look at fairy pussy.
Says the girl with Medusa curls.
She's gotta be a unicorn.
So back off, vampire boy.
Somebody get to work on the Big Steve fan art!
Take note of what that button is covering.
That doesn't describe the Queen too well.
That they were written by Hans Christian Andersen?
That's not what I imagined Big Steve to look like.
That's what I'm supposed to fear during a fire?
That's why I main Lucario.
THE WHOLE WORLD IS MAGIC!
There's enough King to go around, ladies.
This is how the game handles off-campus events.
This is what surreal looks like.
This is what the game says for ALL his classes.
This MIGHT be racist. I'm not entirely sure.
This should be on the side of a soda can.
This sounds funny, but I can't think of how.
This Vogue magazine has clearly passed its expiration date.
Tom Kenny, work your magic.
We have an E10 rating to maintain, after all.
What my character actually looked like.
What the hell is this, Persona 3?
What's with the smile, dude?
When did I get a holiday?
Where they do somersaults in the air like a goddamn madman, right?
Which color is the most PSYCHOTIC!?
Whose genitals are you talking about?
Why do half the characters have such huge goddamn eyes?
Wizards fucking know how to party.
You humans and your confusing reproductive logic.
YOU WILL NEVER HAVE CHILDREN!
You won't like me when I'm happy.
You'd think a room full of magical beings would be more in tune with how utterly evil Satan Claus tr
You're gonna freak out when we get to the actual sex education.
You've never watched a soccer match, have you?
