You know what they say all toasters toast toast.
How are we going to find the Princess with the power going out?
Hey you! Get off of my cloud!
Looks are deceiving when Koopas are involved.
"Do you know what I'm gonna do with this finger? Because I sure as hell don't."
Anybody else hoping he's voiced by Randy Savage for no particular reason?
I'm just as confused as you are.
I could take this screenshot in, like, a million directions.
Again, just as confused as you are.
The longer I stare, the deader he looks.
"Man, that was exhausting." "Mario, you took the elevator."
Somebody make that face their avatar.
He just imagined his mom naked and is trying to get the image out of his head.
I think I wanted to comment on Ludwig, but now I'm more interested in that morphed coin combo.
I know I can use this for something. I just don't know what.
Elvis Goombas? Really? Where do I begin?
So there's just a giant hole in the middle of the hotel? And it's still open for business? What?
Oh, no. No no no no no no no. I'm not ready for another goddamn level of this.
OK, I don't have a use for this, but whatever. A good screenshot's a good screenshot.
I'm starting to realize that these puns make no sense.
Two seconds to complete the next part. GO!
That simply means he's gonna have some ribs with us over the big game.
There are so many things wrong with this.
Why Bowser wanted to capture something so simply drawn, I have no idea.
When did Mario's head get so square?
Well, I thought the game looked good.
"Happy birthday, Ian!" "YOUR ASS IS ARRESTED!"
You know what they say all toasters toast toast.
How are we going to find the Princess with the power going out?
Hey you! Get off of my cloud!
Looks are deceiving when Koopas are involved.
"Do you know what I'm gonna do with this finger? Because I sure as hell don't."
Anybody else hoping he's voiced by Randy Savage for no particular reason?
I'm just as confused as you are.
I could take this screenshot in, like, a million directions.
Again, just as confused as you are.
The longer I stare, the deader he looks.
"Man, that was exhausting." "Mario, you took the elevator."
Somebody make that face their avatar.
He just imagined his mom naked and is trying to get the image out of his head.
I think I wanted to comment on Ludwig, but now I'm more interested in that morphed coin combo.
I know I can use this for something. I just don't know what.
Elvis Goombas? Really? Where do I begin?
So there's just a giant hole in the middle of the hotel? And it's still open for business? What?
Oh, no. No no no no no no no. I'm not ready for another goddamn level of this.
OK, I don't have a use for this, but whatever. A good screenshot's a good screenshot.
I'm starting to realize that these puns make no sense.
Two seconds to complete the next part. GO!
That simply means he's gonna have some ribs with us over the big game.
There are so many things wrong with this.
Why Bowser wanted to capture something so simply drawn, I have no idea.
When did Mario's head get so square?
Well, I thought the game looked good.
"Happy birthday, Ian!" "YOUR ASS IS ARRESTED!"
You know what they say all toasters toast toast.
How are we going to find the Princess with the power going out?
Hey you! Get off of my cloud!
Looks are deceiving when Koopas are involved.
"Do you know what I'm gonna do with this finger? Because I sure as hell don't."
Anybody else hoping he's voiced by Randy Savage for no particular reason?
I'm just as confused as you are.
I could take this screenshot in, like, a million directions.
Again, just as confused as you are.
The longer I stare, the deader he looks.
"Man, that was exhausting." "Mario, you took the elevator."
Somebody make that face their avatar.
He just imagined his mom naked and is trying to get the image out of his head.
I think I wanted to comment on Ludwig, but now I'm more interested in that morphed coin combo.
I know I can use this for something. I just don't know what.
Elvis Goombas? Really? Where do I begin?
So there's just a giant hole in the middle of the hotel? And it's still open for business? What?
Oh, no. No no no no no no no. I'm not ready for another goddamn level of this.
OK, I don't have a use for this, but whatever. A good screenshot's a good screenshot.
I'm starting to realize that these puns make no sense.
Two seconds to complete the next part. GO!
That simply means he's gonna have some ribs with us over the big game.
There are so many things wrong with this.
Why Bowser wanted to capture something so simply drawn, I have no idea.
When did Mario's head get so square?
Well, I thought the game looked good.
"Happy birthday, Ian!" "YOUR ASS IS ARRESTED!"
