From Episode 2, from the Orange Box
Judith Mossman's Video message.
Alyx Vance and her father, Eli Vance.
Dr. Magnusson - Half-Life 2: Episode Two
From Half Life 2 Episode 2
From Half Life 2 Episode 2
Prepare... for unforeseen consequences...
Replacement for box art since this was never a standalone retail title.
Half-Life 2 Episode Pack PAL box
Half-Life 2 Episode Pack PAL box back
SPOILER ALERT! I guess its a little late at this point.
watching the portal close
She knows what people do with this gun. She has accepted her fate.
Yea. Fucking look at this. Compare it against my Episode One screenshots to truly appreciate.
This is about four hours away from becoming survival horror.
I have to imagine there's some symbolism in climbing into Dear Esther's sphincter.
Looking a lot less on the verge of death and a lot more like a good night's sleep.
Half Life 2 in a nutshell.
Gee, you think THAT might have something to do with all these antlions attacking you?
OH GOD, WHY WOULD YOU EVER THIS!?
What a beautiful flat texture.
"..............I can't see shit down here."
"Aliens work like night lights, right?" - Some racist dick at Valve
"And women look like wet, squishy ham underneath everything, right?" - That same racist dick
Forum discussions in a nutshell.
What kind of CEO would have that footage adorning their back walls? Besides G-Man, of course?
"That's one fine looking motherfucker. You think he'd...no, he's too good for you."
"But I'll always have drunk chicks who pass out after a couple of beers."
"I will do horrible things to you and your children."
Good to see that Vortigaunt took time out of their busy schedule to bandage the gaping wound.
I wonder where I can get the latest in Clipping Cube Necklace fashion.
A perfectly safe drop for somebody who's just recovering from severe injuries.
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?
Again, horrifying as hell.
Is that a hole clear through her body? Because I think I can see the scenery through it.
This person must've been made of low quality jelly, because shutters aren't that sharp.
He's just kind of stuck there. It's sad, really.
Where most men see a horrific tragedy, Gordon Freeman sees a free weapon.
You could've just let me drive the car back onto the bridge, but abject doom works, too, I guess.
All because of this weird alien baby thing that exits the story as quickly as it enters it.
Awwwww. It's so cute seeing a criminal fall asleep on the job.
This picture is one step removed from driving the symbolism into Alyx's hands.
Have fun trying to sleep.
AW YEA, HELICOPTER CHASE SEQUENCE.
Followed by death's sweet embrace. Apparently.
Wow, corporate branding sure has gone awry in the future.
Hooray dumb physics exploits!
Hooray blood-spraying robot spiders?
Am I unable to shoot them because they're NPCs, or because I don't have iron sights to use?
"I like how this Freeman thinks."
These guys aren't good at numbers, are they?
Did he always have that implant?
Because Valve can't trust you to just break this on your own.
Oh, so they DO understand what clothes are. They just CHOOSE to walk around naked all the damn time.
This is giving me serious Laika flashbacks.
And fuck even trying to render individual letters.
"..............We're rolling? OH. Oh, yea. Prepare for unforeseen consequences, or something."
Was Alyx born in Rapture?
It's very important that Gordon Freeman read something that he's told about two seconds later.
......................I can't stop looking at those feet.
HOW WILL I KNOW WHERE I AM!?
...What the hell is that?
And then Meteor just wipes it all out.
Once you see Yoshi's toothy grin, you can't unsee it.
Oh, right. Remember this irrelevant fucking thing?
And it had a baby....I think. Is that what's going on?
What a dark way to end the game.
You mean there's a black Alex Navarro out there?
Apparnetly, voice actors are superior to programmers and writers.
"This counts as a copyright notice, right?"
Judith Mossman's Video message.
Alyx Vance and her father, Eli Vance.
Dr. Magnusson - Half-Life 2: Episode Two
From Half Life 2 Episode 2
From Half Life 2 Episode 2
Prepare... for unforeseen consequences...
SPOILER ALERT! I guess its a little late at this point.
watching the portal close
She knows what people do with this gun. She has accepted her fate.
Yea. Fucking look at this. Compare it against my Episode One screenshots to truly appreciate.
This is about four hours away from becoming survival horror.
I have to imagine there's some symbolism in climbing into Dear Esther's sphincter.
Looking a lot less on the verge of death and a lot more like a good night's sleep.
Half Life 2 in a nutshell.
Gee, you think THAT might have something to do with all these antlions attacking you?
OH GOD, WHY WOULD YOU EVER THIS!?
What a beautiful flat texture.
"..............I can't see shit down here."
"Aliens work like night lights, right?" - Some racist dick at Valve
"And women look like wet, squishy ham underneath everything, right?" - That same racist dick
Forum discussions in a nutshell.
What kind of CEO would have that footage adorning their back walls? Besides G-Man, of course?
"That's one fine looking motherfucker. You think he'd...no, he's too good for you."
"But I'll always have drunk chicks who pass out after a couple of beers."
"I will do horrible things to you and your children."
Good to see that Vortigaunt took time out of their busy schedule to bandage the gaping wound.
I wonder where I can get the latest in Clipping Cube Necklace fashion.
A perfectly safe drop for somebody who's just recovering from severe injuries.
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?
Again, horrifying as hell.
Is that a hole clear through her body? Because I think I can see the scenery through it.
This person must've been made of low quality jelly, because shutters aren't that sharp.
He's just kind of stuck there. It's sad, really.
Where most men see a horrific tragedy, Gordon Freeman sees a free weapon.
You could've just let me drive the car back onto the bridge, but abject doom works, too, I guess.
All because of this weird alien baby thing that exits the story as quickly as it enters it.
Awwwww. It's so cute seeing a criminal fall asleep on the job.
This picture is one step removed from driving the symbolism into Alyx's hands.
Have fun trying to sleep.
AW YEA, HELICOPTER CHASE SEQUENCE.
Followed by death's sweet embrace. Apparently.
Wow, corporate branding sure has gone awry in the future.
Hooray dumb physics exploits!
Hooray blood-spraying robot spiders?
Am I unable to shoot them because they're NPCs, or because I don't have iron sights to use?
"I like how this Freeman thinks."
These guys aren't good at numbers, are they?
Did he always have that implant?
Because Valve can't trust you to just break this on your own.
Oh, so they DO understand what clothes are. They just CHOOSE to walk around naked all the damn time.
This is giving me serious Laika flashbacks.
And fuck even trying to render individual letters.
"..............We're rolling? OH. Oh, yea. Prepare for unforeseen consequences, or something."
Was Alyx born in Rapture?
It's very important that Gordon Freeman read something that he's told about two seconds later.
......................I can't stop looking at those feet.
HOW WILL I KNOW WHERE I AM!?
...What the hell is that?
And then Meteor just wipes it all out.
Once you see Yoshi's toothy grin, you can't unsee it.
Oh, right. Remember this irrelevant fucking thing?
And it had a baby....I think. Is that what's going on?
What a dark way to end the game.
You mean there's a black Alex Navarro out there?
Apparnetly, voice actors are superior to programmers and writers.
"This counts as a copyright notice, right?"
Judith Mossman's Video message.
Alyx Vance and her father, Eli Vance.
Dr. Magnusson - Half-Life 2: Episode Two
Prepare... for unforeseen consequences...
SPOILER ALERT! I guess its a little late at this point.
watching the portal close
She knows what people do with this gun. She has accepted her fate.
Yea. Fucking look at this. Compare it against my Episode One screenshots to truly appreciate.
This is about four hours away from becoming survival horror.
I have to imagine there's some symbolism in climbing into Dear Esther's sphincter.
Looking a lot less on the verge of death and a lot more like a good night's sleep.
Half Life 2 in a nutshell.
Gee, you think THAT might have something to do with all these antlions attacking you?
OH GOD, WHY WOULD YOU EVER THIS!?
What a beautiful flat texture.
"..............I can't see shit down here."
"Aliens work like night lights, right?" - Some racist dick at Valve
"And women look like wet, squishy ham underneath everything, right?" - That same racist dick
Forum discussions in a nutshell.
What kind of CEO would have that footage adorning their back walls? Besides G-Man, of course?
"That's one fine looking motherfucker. You think he'd...no, he's too good for you."
"But I'll always have drunk chicks who pass out after a couple of beers."
"I will do horrible things to you and your children."
Good to see that Vortigaunt took time out of their busy schedule to bandage the gaping wound.
I wonder where I can get the latest in Clipping Cube Necklace fashion.
A perfectly safe drop for somebody who's just recovering from severe injuries.
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?
Again, horrifying as hell.
Is that a hole clear through her body? Because I think I can see the scenery through it.
This person must've been made of low quality jelly, because shutters aren't that sharp.
He's just kind of stuck there. It's sad, really.
Where most men see a horrific tragedy, Gordon Freeman sees a free weapon.
You could've just let me drive the car back onto the bridge, but abject doom works, too, I guess.
All because of this weird alien baby thing that exits the story as quickly as it enters it.
Awwwww. It's so cute seeing a criminal fall asleep on the job.
This picture is one step removed from driving the symbolism into Alyx's hands.
Have fun trying to sleep.
AW YEA, HELICOPTER CHASE SEQUENCE.
Followed by death's sweet embrace. Apparently.
Wow, corporate branding sure has gone awry in the future.
Hooray dumb physics exploits!
Hooray blood-spraying robot spiders?
Am I unable to shoot them because they're NPCs, or because I don't have iron sights to use?
"I like how this Freeman thinks."
These guys aren't good at numbers, are they?
Did he always have that implant?
Because Valve can't trust you to just break this on your own.
Oh, so they DO understand what clothes are. They just CHOOSE to walk around naked all the damn time.
This is giving me serious Laika flashbacks.
And fuck even trying to render individual letters.
"..............We're rolling? OH. Oh, yea. Prepare for unforeseen consequences, or something."
Was Alyx born in Rapture?
It's very important that Gordon Freeman read something that he's told about two seconds later.
......................I can't stop looking at those feet.
HOW WILL I KNOW WHERE I AM!?
...What the hell is that?
And then Meteor just wipes it all out.
Once you see Yoshi's toothy grin, you can't unsee it.
Oh, right. Remember this irrelevant fucking thing?
And it had a baby....I think. Is that what's going on?
What a dark way to end the game.
You mean there's a black Alex Navarro out there?
Apparnetly, voice actors are superior to programmers and writers.
"This counts as a copyright notice, right?"
