JP Value Selection Box Art
A lot of this game is oddly cryptic.
Aeris tells Isaac to go fuck himself.
And I like to imagine him actually using that in casual conversation.
And soon came to regret it.
And the plot moves ever forward.
And then Aang comes flying through.
And they all died happily ever after.
Because I was just thinking that you should drink monster vomit.
Because that's what this game needed: very clearly Japanese anime girl summons.
Because this makes perfect sense.
BEHOLD THE POWER OF ATLANTA!
Bet you're hoping that happened in reverse.
Better get back to Persona 4.
Coming from you-know-who.
Didn't you see the last screenshot?
Even though she was one of the more significant factors in the story.
EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW!
Fuck people who write dialogue with accents.
Fuck this lighthouse, apparently.
Garet and his keen observational skills.
Golden Sun: The Board Game.
Have you been paying attention AT ALL?
He felt kinda bad for him.
How the fuck would I know?
I AM POSITIVE THAT THIS IS NOT RELATED TO THE PLOT IN ANY SIGNIFICANT WAY.
I am so very confused by this screenshot.
I can't tell if this is a mediocre translation or mediocre word choice.
I can't tell if this is a reference to Twin Peaks or if it's just a generic fantasy attack name.
I didn't get here by being a Yes Man.
I imagine the same kind of scum that would take somebody hostage in the first place.
I want to wipe that smug smile off his face.
I was until I saw your face.
I wish my right hand was a lion-gun.
If ever I am hired as part of the Giant Bomb crew.
I'm posting this in every relationship advice thread.
I'm serious about all these messages. The ending really does feel like one huge cliffhanger.
In case you weren't sold on the Asia counterpart yet.
In the void, there is only Garet.
It won't come to that, Aang.
It's almost like the writing isn't very good.
Ivan setting Garet straight.
Junichi Ochiai's pulling overtime on this game.
Leave them to their private business.
Minoru Arakawa wasn't important enough to be grouped with the others.
Must've gone for Shizune's bad ending.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Of course not. There are two more games after this.
Oh shit, this REALLY HAS become Avatar!
OK, this script definitely chose the strangest words.
Said at the absolute end of the game.
Saturnos knows how to dish out the pain.
Set your sights high, Garet.
Suck It Up: The Garet Treatment.
Take a CAREFUL look at this.
That doesn't explain why you have a portrait, though.
'That's the least plausible thing I've heard in the past hour.'
That's vaguely familiar, but I can't place it.
The god Ramses, apparently.
The one time it's appropriate.
There's East-West stuff in this game?
This can be read, like, nine different ways.
THIS IS HOW I GREET PEOPLE.
This is where I'd make a Portal 2 reference if I was a greater idiot than I am now.
Two more games after this one, brother.
WHAT IS WITH THE SPACING!?
What person looks like this?
What the hell is going to happen after this scene?
What the hell is that thing?
What's Japan doing in Golden Sun Land?
WHY DIDN'T WE TRY DOING THIS AT ANY OTHER POINT IN THE GAME!?
Why does it have wings on its head?
Why does Tim O'Leary sound so familiar?
Yes, Garet. "Get this thing off me."
You do realize that you're not talking to anybody, right?
You may want to ask that guy on the right.
You planned this all along, didn't you, Camelot?
You shouldn't plan for these things, Camelot.
A lot of this game is oddly cryptic.
Aeris tells Isaac to go fuck himself.
And I like to imagine him actually using that in casual conversation.
And soon came to regret it.
And the plot moves ever forward.
And then Aang comes flying through.
And they all died happily ever after.
Because I was just thinking that you should drink monster vomit.
Because that's what this game needed: very clearly Japanese anime girl summons.
Because this makes perfect sense.
BEHOLD THE POWER OF ATLANTA!
Bet you're hoping that happened in reverse.
Better get back to Persona 4.
Coming from you-know-who.
Didn't you see the last screenshot?
Even though she was one of the more significant factors in the story.
EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW!
Fuck people who write dialogue with accents.
Fuck this lighthouse, apparently.
Garet and his keen observational skills.
Golden Sun: The Board Game.
Have you been paying attention AT ALL?
He felt kinda bad for him.
How the fuck would I know?
I AM POSITIVE THAT THIS IS NOT RELATED TO THE PLOT IN ANY SIGNIFICANT WAY.
I am so very confused by this screenshot.
I can't tell if this is a mediocre translation or mediocre word choice.
I can't tell if this is a reference to Twin Peaks or if it's just a generic fantasy attack name.
I didn't get here by being a Yes Man.
I imagine the same kind of scum that would take somebody hostage in the first place.
I want to wipe that smug smile off his face.
I was until I saw your face.
I wish my right hand was a lion-gun.
If ever I am hired as part of the Giant Bomb crew.
I'm posting this in every relationship advice thread.
I'm serious about all these messages. The ending really does feel like one huge cliffhanger.
In case you weren't sold on the Asia counterpart yet.
In the void, there is only Garet.
It won't come to that, Aang.
It's almost like the writing isn't very good.
Ivan setting Garet straight.
Junichi Ochiai's pulling overtime on this game.
Leave them to their private business.
Minoru Arakawa wasn't important enough to be grouped with the others.
Must've gone for Shizune's bad ending.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Of course not. There are two more games after this.
Oh shit, this REALLY HAS become Avatar!
OK, this script definitely chose the strangest words.
Said at the absolute end of the game.
Saturnos knows how to dish out the pain.
Set your sights high, Garet.
Suck It Up: The Garet Treatment.
Take a CAREFUL look at this.
That doesn't explain why you have a portrait, though.
'That's the least plausible thing I've heard in the past hour.'
That's vaguely familiar, but I can't place it.
The god Ramses, apparently.
The one time it's appropriate.
There's East-West stuff in this game?
This can be read, like, nine different ways.
THIS IS HOW I GREET PEOPLE.
This is where I'd make a Portal 2 reference if I was a greater idiot than I am now.
Two more games after this one, brother.
WHAT IS WITH THE SPACING!?
What person looks like this?
What the hell is that thing?
What's Japan doing in Golden Sun Land?
WHY DIDN'T WE TRY DOING THIS AT ANY OTHER POINT IN THE GAME!?
Why does it have wings on its head?
Why does Tim O'Leary sound so familiar?
Yes, Garet. "Get this thing off me."
You do realize that you're not talking to anybody, right?
You may want to ask that guy on the right.
You planned this all along, didn't you, Camelot?
You shouldn't plan for these things, Camelot.
A lot of this game is oddly cryptic.
Aeris tells Isaac to go fuck himself.
And I like to imagine him actually using that in casual conversation.
And soon came to regret it.
And the plot moves ever forward.
And then Aang comes flying through.
And they all died happily ever after.
Because I was just thinking that you should drink monster vomit.
Because that's what this game needed: very clearly Japanese anime girl summons.
Because this makes perfect sense.
BEHOLD THE POWER OF ATLANTA!
Bet you're hoping that happened in reverse.
Better get back to Persona 4.
Coming from you-know-who.
Didn't you see the last screenshot?
Even though she was one of the more significant factors in the story.
EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW!
Fuck people who write dialogue with accents.
Fuck this lighthouse, apparently.
Garet and his keen observational skills.
Golden Sun: The Board Game.
Have you been paying attention AT ALL?
He felt kinda bad for him.
How the fuck would I know?
I AM POSITIVE THAT THIS IS NOT RELATED TO THE PLOT IN ANY SIGNIFICANT WAY.
I am so very confused by this screenshot.
I can't tell if this is a mediocre translation or mediocre word choice.
I can't tell if this is a reference to Twin Peaks or if it's just a generic fantasy attack name.
I didn't get here by being a Yes Man.
I imagine the same kind of scum that would take somebody hostage in the first place.
I want to wipe that smug smile off his face.
I was until I saw your face.
I wish my right hand was a lion-gun.
If ever I am hired as part of the Giant Bomb crew.
I'm posting this in every relationship advice thread.
I'm serious about all these messages. The ending really does feel like one huge cliffhanger.
In case you weren't sold on the Asia counterpart yet.
In the void, there is only Garet.
It won't come to that, Aang.
It's almost like the writing isn't very good.
Ivan setting Garet straight.
Junichi Ochiai's pulling overtime on this game.
Leave them to their private business.
Minoru Arakawa wasn't important enough to be grouped with the others.
Must've gone for Shizune's bad ending.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Of course not. There are two more games after this.
Oh shit, this REALLY HAS become Avatar!
OK, this script definitely chose the strangest words.
Said at the absolute end of the game.
Saturnos knows how to dish out the pain.
Set your sights high, Garet.
Suck It Up: The Garet Treatment.
Take a CAREFUL look at this.
That doesn't explain why you have a portrait, though.
'That's the least plausible thing I've heard in the past hour.'
That's vaguely familiar, but I can't place it.
The god Ramses, apparently.
The one time it's appropriate.
There's East-West stuff in this game?
This can be read, like, nine different ways.
THIS IS HOW I GREET PEOPLE.
This is where I'd make a Portal 2 reference if I was a greater idiot than I am now.
Two more games after this one, brother.
WHAT IS WITH THE SPACING!?
What person looks like this?
What the hell is going to happen after this scene?
What the hell is that thing?
What's Japan doing in Golden Sun Land?
WHY DIDN'T WE TRY DOING THIS AT ANY OTHER POINT IN THE GAME!?
Why does it have wings on its head?
Why does Tim O'Leary sound so familiar?
Yes, Garet. "Get this thing off me."
You do realize that you're not talking to anybody, right?
You may want to ask that guy on the right.
You planned this all along, didn't you, Camelot?
You shouldn't plan for these things, Camelot.
