Batman fights a criminal, with an electric barricade in the background
Batman in Batman: Arkham Asylum
Killer Croc towers above Batman
Riddler's cell (presumably), its walls laden with bloody question marks, footprints, tally marks, an
Batman: Arkham Asylum ~ Logo
Batman Arkham Asylum Collector's Edition
Viral page for Batman: Arkham Asylum
Arkham Asylum; Front & Back; 360
The "Multiplayer" rank of the game
The character responsible for your defeat will show up if you fail
Bink is used in some cutscenes
You act the opening secuence as the prisioner
The dreams you have when under scarecrow's gas
Why is Batman so angry? The font? The Moon? The lack of stars in the Gotham sky?
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING!?
Not twenty minutes in, and already, Arkham Origins can go fuck itself.
NO SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING!?
Arkham's "stop looking at porn on the job" policies have become more stringent in recent years.
"I HAD EXACT CHANGE AT THE BURGER KING DRIVE THRU!"
I can see why. (Assuming I can see.)
Can't tell you how many people would watch a viral snuff film.
Pictured here: Harley's less ridiculous character design.
"Relax, Doc. You think a girl's never been on the Internet before?"
Batman: Arkham Asylum in a nutsell. (Ignore the potential pun of that guy's testes being framed.)
"I JUST STARTED FLOSSING TODAY!"
Which never again becomes relevant in the franchise. (This is despite the next two games' setting.)
His parents must have hated him.
No, I don't. Babies don't know how to use crutches. YOUR GAME IS UP.
By injecting them with human growth hormones? Explain this to me, Doc.
"MY HOT POCKET WAS WARM ON THE INSIDE!"
"You know, you might want to take this more seriously, Doctor." "Eh, long day. Whatcha gonna do?"
Is this filler in German? Why so many obscenely long words?
You know. To treat insane criminals in a safe manner.
I have no idea why his eyes are glowing red.
This is never once explained or addressed or even alluded to.
"But I was eight years old." "And you're going to let a little thing like that stop you?"
God, no. I didn't like either of those.
"I TRIED SKINNY JEANS FOR THE FIRST TIME!"
"Hey. You catch the new Drunk History last night?"
Ironic that they WERE the filth from the city.
I get it. Nobody liked that part of the Screenshot Ballad.
Somehow capable of moving in two opposite directions at once.
"I ended it by drowning myself in spirits, eager to get away from my wife and family."
Be sure to show your ID card when sneaking through the grating. It's just common courtesy.
Note: special criminal ammo not included.
"Money cures psychological scars, right?........Right?"
With that fucking thing willing to claw my guts out? Pass.
So if I'm reading this right, Alan Wake and Arkham Asylum are related, somehow? I'm gonna be sick.
"Upon further examination, it indeed turned out to be a dog."
AT LEAST? You mean you had doubts on Woman #17?
"Ha-ha, two for flinching." "........" "Is what I should have said when he was still awake."
THIS ANGLE MAKES NO SENSE.
THIS ANGLE MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE.
I've seen that video. Disgusting. (But also arousing.)
I love the look of absolute disgust plastered on the Dark Knight's face.
"Five groups of women doing the YMCA pose." "So you like my work?"
God, how has her life fallen so low that she eats cat food alone in her apartment?
"I don't date my patients, Victor." "And look where that's gotten you."
What are leaves doing in the ventilation? Did some poor gardener get REAL creative?
"Poor posture, arthritis, random bouts of euphoria, priapism...it just gets worse and worse."
"I am just ROCKING these new skinny jeans!"
Harley has been a fucking idiot for this entire scene. I cannot stress that enough.
This is how I look in real life, by the way. Suit and all.
Oh, so he's a pretentious indie developer. Wonderful.
"THIS PROTEIN SHAKE TASTES AWESOME!"
Is that a name that somebody could reasonably have, or a name that's still a pun? I can't tell.
"..........." "Look, you're the one who refuses to do it at your place. I'm OK wherever."
DID BATMAN JUST KILL A MAN!? You're violating your code, Bruce!
"Just ignore the numerous plants not two feet behind me."
What are Sword Art Online villains doing in Arkham?
"How do we cure criminal psychopathy? STEROIDS!" - The actual plan.
For the sophisticated bat about town.
This is where things get weird.
Tender lumplings everywhere, life's no fun without a good scare...
It gets weirder than Rat Bat.
He's not sad. He just can't balance any better when the back of the room's blown out.
And here we see the rare Bat-Gorilla-Man.
Nothing here other than "good screenshot."
Why are the eyes in this game so bloody strange? Between the guards and Batman and Scarecrow...
You ever just look up at the night sky and relax? That's kind of what's going on here.
Fun fact: you can actually explore that city. Not even in Arkham City; in this game.
That's not even a pun! What are you doing here?
For the even more sophisticated bat about town.
The hypnotic power of the right angle.
That's not underwear. When you look at the back: bare ass. This can only mean one thing.
Wasn't this a boss in Twilight Princess?
I don't know. Never been a fan of raves.
All must submit before the metal bat.
As always, good screenshot.
Also, this one. This one's also pretty good.
He DOES realize that isn't a gun, right?
So The Joker became The Incredible(y Lame) Hulk? I'll (not) go with it, I guess.
"HEYHOWDOYOULIKEMYNEWBATARANG?"
The Joker created by who the hell knows?
"YEA! LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR SEFTON HILL!"
"I'M SO PUMPED FOR AUDIO!"
But not FX. Never for FX.
Amazing job they did if I can't tell who this is supposed to be.
"LEE SINGLETON FUCKING RULES!"
I imagine Trevor's job is as follows: "Is this Batman enough? DAMN IT! I need some help with this!"
Apparently, writing "play the damn tutorial; it's 2010" is worth a place in the credits.
No special art for QA Testers, sadly.
No special thanks for the players, either.
No relation to Harley. Maybe.
"I'M MORE OF A MARVEL GUY, IF WE'RE BEING BRUTALLY HONEST."
Cree Summer? You mean Inspector Gadget's niece? What?
Now you know who the Italian Batman is.
Now you know who the Spanish Batman is.
Now you know who the French Batman is.
Now you k....Bodo Wolf? If anybody's going to be voicing The Joker, I'm glad it's him.
Never developed on after this.
Why is Batman so angry? The font? The Moon? The lack of stars in the Gotham sky?
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING!?
Not twenty minutes in, and already, Arkham Origins can go fuck itself.
NO SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING!?
Arkham's "stop looking at porn on the job" policies have become more stringent in recent years.
"I HAD EXACT CHANGE AT THE BURGER KING DRIVE THRU!"
I can see why. (Assuming I can see.)
Can't tell you how many people would watch a viral snuff film.
Pictured here: Harley's less ridiculous character design.
"Relax, Doc. You think a girl's never been on the Internet before?"
Batman: Arkham Asylum in a nutsell. (Ignore the potential pun of that guy's testes being framed.)
"I JUST STARTED FLOSSING TODAY!"
Which never again becomes relevant in the franchise. (This is despite the next two games' setting.)
His parents must have hated him.
No, I don't. Babies don't know how to use crutches. YOUR GAME IS UP.
By injecting them with human growth hormones? Explain this to me, Doc.
"MY HOT POCKET WAS WARM ON THE INSIDE!"
"You know, you might want to take this more seriously, Doctor." "Eh, long day. Whatcha gonna do?"
Is this filler in German? Why so many obscenely long words?
You know. To treat insane criminals in a safe manner.
I have no idea why his eyes are glowing red.
This is never once explained or addressed or even alluded to.
"But I was eight years old." "And you're going to let a little thing like that stop you?"
God, no. I didn't like either of those.
"I TRIED SKINNY JEANS FOR THE FIRST TIME!"
"Hey. You catch the new Drunk History last night?"
Ironic that they WERE the filth from the city.
I get it. Nobody liked that part of the Screenshot Ballad.
Somehow capable of moving in two opposite directions at once.
"I ended it by drowning myself in spirits, eager to get away from my wife and family."
Be sure to show your ID card when sneaking through the grating. It's just common courtesy.
Note: special criminal ammo not included.
"Money cures psychological scars, right?........Right?"
With that fucking thing willing to claw my guts out? Pass.
So if I'm reading this right, Alan Wake and Arkham Asylum are related, somehow? I'm gonna be sick.
"Upon further examination, it indeed turned out to be a dog."
AT LEAST? You mean you had doubts on Woman #17?
"Ha-ha, two for flinching." "........" "Is what I should have said when he was still awake."
THIS ANGLE MAKES NO SENSE.
THIS ANGLE MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE.
I've seen that video. Disgusting. (But also arousing.)
I love the look of absolute disgust plastered on the Dark Knight's face.
"Five groups of women doing the YMCA pose." "So you like my work?"
God, how has her life fallen so low that she eats cat food alone in her apartment?
"I don't date my patients, Victor." "And look where that's gotten you."
What are leaves doing in the ventilation? Did some poor gardener get REAL creative?
"Poor posture, arthritis, random bouts of euphoria, priapism...it just gets worse and worse."
"I am just ROCKING these new skinny jeans!"
Harley has been a fucking idiot for this entire scene. I cannot stress that enough.
This is how I look in real life, by the way. Suit and all.
Oh, so he's a pretentious indie developer. Wonderful.
"THIS PROTEIN SHAKE TASTES AWESOME!"
Is that a name that somebody could reasonably have, or a name that's still a pun? I can't tell.
"..........." "Look, you're the one who refuses to do it at your place. I'm OK wherever."
DID BATMAN JUST KILL A MAN!? You're violating your code, Bruce!
"Just ignore the numerous plants not two feet behind me."
What are Sword Art Online villains doing in Arkham?
"How do we cure criminal psychopathy? STEROIDS!" - The actual plan.
For the sophisticated bat about town.
This is where things get weird.
Tender lumplings everywhere, life's no fun without a good scare...
It gets weirder than Rat Bat.
He's not sad. He just can't balance any better when the back of the room's blown out.
And here we see the rare Bat-Gorilla-Man.
Nothing here other than "good screenshot."
Why are the eyes in this game so bloody strange? Between the guards and Batman and Scarecrow...
You ever just look up at the night sky and relax? That's kind of what's going on here.
Fun fact: you can actually explore that city. Not even in Arkham City; in this game.
That's not even a pun! What are you doing here?
For the even more sophisticated bat about town.
The hypnotic power of the right angle.
That's not underwear. When you look at the back: bare ass. This can only mean one thing.
Wasn't this a boss in Twilight Princess?
I don't know. Never been a fan of raves.
All must submit before the metal bat.
As always, good screenshot.
Also, this one. This one's also pretty good.
He DOES realize that isn't a gun, right?
So The Joker became The Incredible(y Lame) Hulk? I'll (not) go with it, I guess.
"HEYHOWDOYOULIKEMYNEWBATARANG?"
The Joker created by who the hell knows?
"YEA! LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR SEFTON HILL!"
"I'M SO PUMPED FOR AUDIO!"
But not FX. Never for FX.
Amazing job they did if I can't tell who this is supposed to be.
"LEE SINGLETON FUCKING RULES!"
I imagine Trevor's job is as follows: "Is this Batman enough? DAMN IT! I need some help with this!"
Apparently, writing "play the damn tutorial; it's 2010" is worth a place in the credits.
No special art for QA Testers, sadly.
No special thanks for the players, either.
No relation to Harley. Maybe.
"I'M MORE OF A MARVEL GUY, IF WE'RE BEING BRUTALLY HONEST."
Cree Summer? You mean Inspector Gadget's niece? What?
Now you know who the Italian Batman is.
Now you know who the Spanish Batman is.
Now you know who the French Batman is.
Now you k....Bodo Wolf? If anybody's going to be voicing The Joker, I'm glad it's him.
Never developed on after this.
Batman fights a criminal, with an electric barricade in the background
Batman in Batman: Arkham Asylum
Killer Croc towers above Batman
Riddler's cell (presumably), its walls laden with bloody question marks, footprints, tally marks, an
Why is Batman so angry? The font? The Moon? The lack of stars in the Gotham sky?
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING!?
Not twenty minutes in, and already, Arkham Origins can go fuck itself.
NO SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING!?
Arkham's "stop looking at porn on the job" policies have become more stringent in recent years.
"I HAD EXACT CHANGE AT THE BURGER KING DRIVE THRU!"
I can see why. (Assuming I can see.)
Can't tell you how many people would watch a viral snuff film.
Pictured here: Harley's less ridiculous character design.
"Relax, Doc. You think a girl's never been on the Internet before?"
Batman: Arkham Asylum in a nutsell. (Ignore the potential pun of that guy's testes being framed.)
"I JUST STARTED FLOSSING TODAY!"
Which never again becomes relevant in the franchise. (This is despite the next two games' setting.)
His parents must have hated him.
No, I don't. Babies don't know how to use crutches. YOUR GAME IS UP.
By injecting them with human growth hormones? Explain this to me, Doc.
"MY HOT POCKET WAS WARM ON THE INSIDE!"
"You know, you might want to take this more seriously, Doctor." "Eh, long day. Whatcha gonna do?"
Is this filler in German? Why so many obscenely long words?
You know. To treat insane criminals in a safe manner.
I have no idea why his eyes are glowing red.
This is never once explained or addressed or even alluded to.
"But I was eight years old." "And you're going to let a little thing like that stop you?"
God, no. I didn't like either of those.
"I TRIED SKINNY JEANS FOR THE FIRST TIME!"
"Hey. You catch the new Drunk History last night?"
Ironic that they WERE the filth from the city.
I get it. Nobody liked that part of the Screenshot Ballad.
Somehow capable of moving in two opposite directions at once.
"I ended it by drowning myself in spirits, eager to get away from my wife and family."
Be sure to show your ID card when sneaking through the grating. It's just common courtesy.
Note: special criminal ammo not included.
"Money cures psychological scars, right?........Right?"
With that fucking thing willing to claw my guts out? Pass.
So if I'm reading this right, Alan Wake and Arkham Asylum are related, somehow? I'm gonna be sick.
"Upon further examination, it indeed turned out to be a dog."
AT LEAST? You mean you had doubts on Woman #17?
"Ha-ha, two for flinching." "........" "Is what I should have said when he was still awake."
THIS ANGLE MAKES NO SENSE.
THIS ANGLE MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE.
I've seen that video. Disgusting. (But also arousing.)
I love the look of absolute disgust plastered on the Dark Knight's face.
"Five groups of women doing the YMCA pose." "So you like my work?"
God, how has her life fallen so low that she eats cat food alone in her apartment?
"I don't date my patients, Victor." "And look where that's gotten you."
What are leaves doing in the ventilation? Did some poor gardener get REAL creative?
"Poor posture, arthritis, random bouts of euphoria, priapism...it just gets worse and worse."
"I am just ROCKING these new skinny jeans!"
Harley has been a fucking idiot for this entire scene. I cannot stress that enough.
This is how I look in real life, by the way. Suit and all.
Oh, so he's a pretentious indie developer. Wonderful.
"THIS PROTEIN SHAKE TASTES AWESOME!"
Is that a name that somebody could reasonably have, or a name that's still a pun? I can't tell.
"..........." "Look, you're the one who refuses to do it at your place. I'm OK wherever."
DID BATMAN JUST KILL A MAN!? You're violating your code, Bruce!
"Just ignore the numerous plants not two feet behind me."
What are Sword Art Online villains doing in Arkham?
"How do we cure criminal psychopathy? STEROIDS!" - The actual plan.
For the sophisticated bat about town.
This is where things get weird.
Tender lumplings everywhere, life's no fun without a good scare...
It gets weirder than Rat Bat.
He's not sad. He just can't balance any better when the back of the room's blown out.
And here we see the rare Bat-Gorilla-Man.
Nothing here other than "good screenshot."
Why are the eyes in this game so bloody strange? Between the guards and Batman and Scarecrow...
You ever just look up at the night sky and relax? That's kind of what's going on here.
Fun fact: you can actually explore that city. Not even in Arkham City; in this game.
That's not even a pun! What are you doing here?
For the even more sophisticated bat about town.
The hypnotic power of the right angle.
That's not underwear. When you look at the back: bare ass. This can only mean one thing.
Wasn't this a boss in Twilight Princess?
I don't know. Never been a fan of raves.
All must submit before the metal bat.
As always, good screenshot.
Also, this one. This one's also pretty good.
He DOES realize that isn't a gun, right?
So The Joker became The Incredible(y Lame) Hulk? I'll (not) go with it, I guess.
"HEYHOWDOYOULIKEMYNEWBATARANG?"
The Joker created by who the hell knows?
"YEA! LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR SEFTON HILL!"
"I'M SO PUMPED FOR AUDIO!"
But not FX. Never for FX.
Amazing job they did if I can't tell who this is supposed to be.
"LEE SINGLETON FUCKING RULES!"
I imagine Trevor's job is as follows: "Is this Batman enough? DAMN IT! I need some help with this!"
Apparently, writing "play the damn tutorial; it's 2010" is worth a place in the credits.
No special art for QA Testers, sadly.
No special thanks for the players, either.
No relation to Harley. Maybe.
"I'M MORE OF A MARVEL GUY, IF WE'RE BEING BRUTALLY HONEST."
Cree Summer? You mean Inspector Gadget's niece? What?
Now you know who the Italian Batman is.
Now you know who the Spanish Batman is.
Now you know who the French Batman is.
Now you k....Bodo Wolf? If anybody's going to be voicing The Joker, I'm glad it's him.
Never developed on after this.
