What's weirder: the bipedal cat or that there's a character called "C'est la vie"?
We've gone from 0 to furry in as little as two minutes. Wonderful.
DO NOT QUESTION THE PIZZA, CHILD.
Not really, no. Just dumb and vaguely sexual.
"Will you join us for a free reading? It will only take a minute of your time."
And somehow, it's this little girl. The stakes could never be lower.
"I don't want to end up like that Tsukiko kid. I want to see results!"
Holy up? Like a level up that brings you closer to God? That's as much explanation as I get.
"I was just guarding the women from this hole on the outside of the tent. Honest!"
As weird as this looks, it gets so much stranger as the game goes on.
What? I understand what he's saying, but....what?
How insulting is it when your games start calling you a gaijin?
NEVER! (Mainly because I can't.)
Oh, so I'm a gaijin without speaking a word, yet this guy passes just fine? RACISTS.
"...you will live a lonely, pathetic life, slowly wishing for death's sweet embrace."
Just the types of things to bust out during battle.
I'd like to know how she's pronouncing that. Or can everybody see that speech bubble?
Aw shit. Does that mean Chacha's harboring an evil god within her as we speak?
Yes, I, too, would like some tacos.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU READ THIS!?
"How could you turn them into Metal Slimes? This game doesn't even have an EXP system!"
Yes. That's the thing to be wary of. Not all the evil shit he does, but his feet on the bed.
If they're gonna write it out in English, why not say Ribbit?
DO NOT QUESTION THE PIZZA.
No. You can't do this, game. It's too late to introduce a surreal Earthbound humor.
Surprisingly, this does little damage to him, because frogs are fireproof.
"Stop creeping on all my boy toys!"
YOU DESERVE THE FATE THAT WILL FALL UPON YOUR HEAD IN ABOUT TWO SECONDS.
Some see a nuclear holocaust; Chacha sees a day off from school.
And then becomes a penguin, for whatever reason.
So what's the purpose of this specific room I'm in, again? Because it doesn't seem to have any.
Oh. That explains it, sort of, not really, not at all, why's this room exist again?
At best, I can only interpret this as "child molestation". Otherwise, you've got me.
I'll give it to the game: that sounds appropriately anime.
I know this is racist, but I can't tell in what direction.
Well, at least it's good to know that even Japanese people fucking hate katakana.
The next chapter is a mediocre sitcom on ABC, if you can believe it.
Hooray programming jokes!
Yes, children, things can go IN that hole, too.
"I sure am polite about telling you to shut your filthy gob."
"I am a sh-what? The battle's over already? And it doesn't have much to do with the game?"
Uh, Riiya, you're on live. Too late for your throat exercises.
RAMBO!? Rambo's in this game? And you've been making me play through all this!?
You know, しくしく is a strangely apt way to describe this game.
"You ever think your child's dead?" ".................."
What are they lying about? I'll let you fill in the dirty details.
"The furry fan fiction's having a fucking field day with my character."
Somehow, this went from LIGHThearted adventures to ritualistic squirrel child sacrifice. SOMEHOW.
This turns into some weird moles-from-Earthbound-esque sorting arrangement later on. Joy.
"Fairy fortune teller pig". Why is language only just now getting around to combining these words?
This is not our chance. It is never our chance.
SUFFER....I can't even remember her name. Big Sis?
That explains all the racist spam.
Makes as much sense as anything else in this game.
I wish this game had voice acting so I knew how the fuck that was pronounced.
Bow before the baby queen.
This game went from zero to sacrifice to pedophile quite fast, didn't it?
He's supposed to be hurt; he looks more like he's relaxing in the pond (which WOULD be in character)
This isn't the weirdness. This is just the exact same battle from the rest of the game.
"Why didn't they let ME join? What's wrong with me? I'm a good guy. Just...j...."
Wait a minute. Is the villain Jewish? Was this game published by the KKK?
"Large sexual intercourse"? Yea, let's go with that. Why not?
The slowest dance of all.
The final battle is Donkey Kong.
The miracle weight loss program that is "Getting the Shit Kicked Out of You".
And...I don't have a lot of things to thank you for.
I have to admit: this IS a pretty cool way of handling the credits.
I'll get a LOT of use out of this.
What's weirder: the bipedal cat or that there's a character called "C'est la vie"?
We've gone from 0 to furry in as little as two minutes. Wonderful.
DO NOT QUESTION THE PIZZA, CHILD.
Not really, no. Just dumb and vaguely sexual.
"Will you join us for a free reading? It will only take a minute of your time."
And somehow, it's this little girl. The stakes could never be lower.
"I don't want to end up like that Tsukiko kid. I want to see results!"
Holy up? Like a level up that brings you closer to God? That's as much explanation as I get.
"I was just guarding the women from this hole on the outside of the tent. Honest!"
As weird as this looks, it gets so much stranger as the game goes on.
What? I understand what he's saying, but....what?
How insulting is it when your games start calling you a gaijin?
NEVER! (Mainly because I can't.)
Oh, so I'm a gaijin without speaking a word, yet this guy passes just fine? RACISTS.
"...you will live a lonely, pathetic life, slowly wishing for death's sweet embrace."
Just the types of things to bust out during battle.
I'd like to know how she's pronouncing that. Or can everybody see that speech bubble?
Aw shit. Does that mean Chacha's harboring an evil god within her as we speak?
Yes, I, too, would like some tacos.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU READ THIS!?
"How could you turn them into Metal Slimes? This game doesn't even have an EXP system!"
Yes. That's the thing to be wary of. Not all the evil shit he does, but his feet on the bed.
If they're gonna write it out in English, why not say Ribbit?
DO NOT QUESTION THE PIZZA.
No. You can't do this, game. It's too late to introduce a surreal Earthbound humor.
Surprisingly, this does little damage to him, because frogs are fireproof.
"Stop creeping on all my boy toys!"
YOU DESERVE THE FATE THAT WILL FALL UPON YOUR HEAD IN ABOUT TWO SECONDS.
Some see a nuclear holocaust; Chacha sees a day off from school.
And then becomes a penguin, for whatever reason.
So what's the purpose of this specific room I'm in, again? Because it doesn't seem to have any.
Oh. That explains it, sort of, not really, not at all, why's this room exist again?
At best, I can only interpret this as "child molestation". Otherwise, you've got me.
I'll give it to the game: that sounds appropriately anime.
I know this is racist, but I can't tell in what direction.
Well, at least it's good to know that even Japanese people fucking hate katakana.
The next chapter is a mediocre sitcom on ABC, if you can believe it.
Hooray programming jokes!
Yes, children, things can go IN that hole, too.
"I sure am polite about telling you to shut your filthy gob."
"I am a sh-what? The battle's over already? And it doesn't have much to do with the game?"
Uh, Riiya, you're on live. Too late for your throat exercises.
RAMBO!? Rambo's in this game? And you've been making me play through all this!?
You know, しくしく is a strangely apt way to describe this game.
"You ever think your child's dead?" ".................."
What are they lying about? I'll let you fill in the dirty details.
"The furry fan fiction's having a fucking field day with my character."
Somehow, this went from LIGHThearted adventures to ritualistic squirrel child sacrifice. SOMEHOW.
This turns into some weird moles-from-Earthbound-esque sorting arrangement later on. Joy.
"Fairy fortune teller pig". Why is language only just now getting around to combining these words?
This is not our chance. It is never our chance.
SUFFER....I can't even remember her name. Big Sis?
That explains all the racist spam.
Makes as much sense as anything else in this game.
I wish this game had voice acting so I knew how the fuck that was pronounced.
Bow before the baby queen.
This game went from zero to sacrifice to pedophile quite fast, didn't it?
He's supposed to be hurt; he looks more like he's relaxing in the pond (which WOULD be in character)
This isn't the weirdness. This is just the exact same battle from the rest of the game.
"Why didn't they let ME join? What's wrong with me? I'm a good guy. Just...j...."
Wait a minute. Is the villain Jewish? Was this game published by the KKK?
"Large sexual intercourse"? Yea, let's go with that. Why not?
The slowest dance of all.
The final battle is Donkey Kong.
The miracle weight loss program that is "Getting the Shit Kicked Out of You".
And...I don't have a lot of things to thank you for.
I have to admit: this IS a pretty cool way of handling the credits.
I'll get a LOT of use out of this.
What's weirder: the bipedal cat or that there's a character called "C'est la vie"?
We've gone from 0 to furry in as little as two minutes. Wonderful.
DO NOT QUESTION THE PIZZA, CHILD.
Not really, no. Just dumb and vaguely sexual.
"Will you join us for a free reading? It will only take a minute of your time."
And somehow, it's this little girl. The stakes could never be lower.
"I don't want to end up like that Tsukiko kid. I want to see results!"
Holy up? Like a level up that brings you closer to God? That's as much explanation as I get.
"I was just guarding the women from this hole on the outside of the tent. Honest!"
As weird as this looks, it gets so much stranger as the game goes on.
What? I understand what he's saying, but....what?
How insulting is it when your games start calling you a gaijin?
NEVER! (Mainly because I can't.)
Oh, so I'm a gaijin without speaking a word, yet this guy passes just fine? RACISTS.
"...you will live a lonely, pathetic life, slowly wishing for death's sweet embrace."
Just the types of things to bust out during battle.
I'd like to know how she's pronouncing that. Or can everybody see that speech bubble?
Aw shit. Does that mean Chacha's harboring an evil god within her as we speak?
Yes, I, too, would like some tacos.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU READ THIS!?
"How could you turn them into Metal Slimes? This game doesn't even have an EXP system!"
Yes. That's the thing to be wary of. Not all the evil shit he does, but his feet on the bed.
If they're gonna write it out in English, why not say Ribbit?
DO NOT QUESTION THE PIZZA.
No. You can't do this, game. It's too late to introduce a surreal Earthbound humor.
Surprisingly, this does little damage to him, because frogs are fireproof.
"Stop creeping on all my boy toys!"
YOU DESERVE THE FATE THAT WILL FALL UPON YOUR HEAD IN ABOUT TWO SECONDS.
Some see a nuclear holocaust; Chacha sees a day off from school.
And then becomes a penguin, for whatever reason.
So what's the purpose of this specific room I'm in, again? Because it doesn't seem to have any.
Oh. That explains it, sort of, not really, not at all, why's this room exist again?
At best, I can only interpret this as "child molestation". Otherwise, you've got me.
I'll give it to the game: that sounds appropriately anime.
I know this is racist, but I can't tell in what direction.
Well, at least it's good to know that even Japanese people fucking hate katakana.
The next chapter is a mediocre sitcom on ABC, if you can believe it.
Hooray programming jokes!
Yes, children, things can go IN that hole, too.
"I sure am polite about telling you to shut your filthy gob."
"I am a sh-what? The battle's over already? And it doesn't have much to do with the game?"
Uh, Riiya, you're on live. Too late for your throat exercises.
RAMBO!? Rambo's in this game? And you've been making me play through all this!?
You know, しくしく is a strangely apt way to describe this game.
"You ever think your child's dead?" ".................."
What are they lying about? I'll let you fill in the dirty details.
"The furry fan fiction's having a fucking field day with my character."
Somehow, this went from LIGHThearted adventures to ritualistic squirrel child sacrifice. SOMEHOW.
This turns into some weird moles-from-Earthbound-esque sorting arrangement later on. Joy.
"Fairy fortune teller pig". Why is language only just now getting around to combining these words?
This is not our chance. It is never our chance.
SUFFER....I can't even remember her name. Big Sis?
That explains all the racist spam.
Makes as much sense as anything else in this game.
I wish this game had voice acting so I knew how the fuck that was pronounced.
Bow before the baby queen.
This game went from zero to sacrifice to pedophile quite fast, didn't it?
He's supposed to be hurt; he looks more like he's relaxing in the pond (which WOULD be in character)
This isn't the weirdness. This is just the exact same battle from the rest of the game.
"Why didn't they let ME join? What's wrong with me? I'm a good guy. Just...j...."
Wait a minute. Is the villain Jewish? Was this game published by the KKK?
"Large sexual intercourse"? Yea, let's go with that. Why not?
The slowest dance of all.
The final battle is Donkey Kong.
The miracle weight loss program that is "Getting the Shit Kicked Out of You".
And...I don't have a lot of things to thank you for.
I have to admit: this IS a pretty cool way of handling the credits.
I'll get a LOT of use out of this.
