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This is a third-person shooter in which players assume the role of Rubi, a gun-for-hire on a mission for revenge. Players use pistols, shotguns, machine guns, and crossbows to shoot and kill enemy characters during frenetic, acrobatic gunfights. Players are encouraged to string together multiple consecutive kills (i.e., chaining) by varying the acrobatic moves performed while shooting. Players also use swords to slash at enemies, resulting in large splashes of blood and limbs strewn across the environment. Blood squirts out of enemies every time they are hit, while stains remain on bodies, floors, and walls. In one cutscene, a captured character is decapitated by two swords; the head rolls several feet from its body, leaving a long trail of red blood. During the course of the game, drugs, drug markets, and drug cartels are mentioned in the dialogue, and one level takes place in a factory where rows of green leafy plants (strong implication of marijuana) are guarded by a drug cartel. Dialogue also contains strong profanity (e.g., "motherf*cker," "sh*t," and "d*cksucker"). In one cutscene, a nurse wipes her mouth as she rises from a kneeling position in front of a man's lap. No sexual activity is depicted, but it can be inferred that she performed fellatio on the man.

what did they do

Wow. Those censors don't exactly work very well.

Reading ESRB summarys makes me laugh. They are ridiculously specific.

hahahahaha

Never wipe your mouth with your hands, use a napkin.

" Reading ESRB summarys makes me laugh. They are ridiculously specific. "

Thats awesome.

Oh ESRB, where would we be without your cold, detatched, unbelievably specific depictions of moral depravity in video games?

Never wipe your mouth with your hands, lick it off with your tongue.

I'm partial to Bayonetta's description, myself

This is an action game in which players assume the role of an ancient witch who battles angels and demons while uncovering the mystery of her past. Players use hand-to-hand combat, magic attacks, and pistols to kill enemy creatures that often spray blood when hit. Players can also perform an assortment of over-the-top finishing moves – referred to in the game as "torture attacks" – on the creatures: impalement with an iron maiden; decapitation with a guillotine; dismemberment with a chainsaw; and summoning a demon that bites, then rips characters apart. During the course of the game, some female characters perform suggestive taunts and poses, including opening their legs or gyrating their hips. Some of the more provocative outfits are shed during battle, resulting in brief depictions of buttocks and breasts. The camera occasionally pans close-up on breasts as they are jiggling. Strong profanity (e.g., "f*ck," sh*t," and "a*shole") can be heard throughout the dialogue.

Haha!  That was almost a good as playing the game.  Thanks ESRB.

Well, they make the game sound pretty good on paper. I just might actually check it out, when it releases.

When will those nurses learn?

Congrats ESRB, you just sold me on another game.

OMG. Screw buying these games. Just reading the ESRB makes me jizz.

DUDE WOW...

That's the best description ever!!!!

That fellatio scene description sounds hot. Especially the mouth wiping part. Maybe ESRB descriptions need a rating themselves...

sounds like something out of a ladies magazine coffee break fiction section

Now I totally want this game

Can't wait to hear the description on Dante's Inferno.

Well at least when moms complain ESRB can say they warned them.  Better than the alternative.

" Well at least when moms complain ESRB can say they warned them.  Better than the alternative. "

" Well, they make the game sound pretty good on paper. I just might actually check it out, when it releases. "

"Never wipe your mouth with your hands, lick it off with your tongue."

I am suddenly very interested in this game...

They did what again?  Made me want to buy a game that I didn't give a shit about before?

Simply... awesome.

" I'm partial to Bayonetta's description, myselfThis is an action game in which players assume the role of an ancient witch who battles angels and demons while uncovering the mystery of her past. Players use hand-to-hand combat, magic attacks, and pistols to kill enemy creatures that often spray blood when hit. Players can also perform an assortment of over-the-top finishing moves – referred to in the game as "torture attacks" – on the creatures: impalement with an iron maiden; decapitation with a guillotine; dismemberment with a chainsaw; and summoning a demon that bites, then rips characters apart. During the course of the game, some female characters perform suggestive taunts and poses, including opening their legs or gyrating their hips. Some of the more provocative outfits are shed during battle, resulting in brief depictions of buttocks and breasts. The camera occasionally pans close-up on breasts as they are jiggling. Strong profanity (e.g., "f*ck," sh*t," and "a*shole") can be heard throughout the dialogue. "

My children are forbidden from playing any game that features green, leafy, plants. This kind of imagery is disgusting.

With descriptions like these, they seem to be promote games more than make them sound bad. Heck, if I was in the mood, I could go search for a game with nudity in it on the site.

Oh ESRB, never change.

" With descriptions like these, they seem to be promote games more than make them sound bad. Heck, if I was in the mood, I could go search for a game with nudity in it on the site. "