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Thanks to my moms, my pops, my agent Jimothy and my publicist Donathan, my ex-wife Sharon, my beautiful step-daughter... so beautiful... UH, oh, I also want to thank my lawyer Shecky Rodriguez for blocking that Bolivian extradition order during my... dark period. Without you, none of this would be possible, man. And, of course, my main man God for giving me the strength to post 20 retarded blog...

While they dodging bullets, they should be dodging questions

Man, squirt guns are great. Why do you have to shun squirt guns when you grow up? They're fantastic .

Hey OLD MAN , I just watched Tron a couple weeks ago, and I still loved it. TAKE THAT , SUCKER!

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA that's spanish

I don't think I have it in me to do all of these in one night. I THINK I HAVE TO TAKE IT SLOW. Chaste monk, pffffffffffffffffffffffffff.

I'll never forgive you for this, GB. NEVER EVER.

Hello and welcome to this blogs I start on giant bombing.com! In my country we say "Рыбы на велосипедах", this it means I am very honored at being here! Please take me as kind to you very much! Naw, I'm just kidding. This blog stuff is for the birds.