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I wrote a review on my site! I liked the game quite a bit. http://bornintheeighties.net/rustys-real-deal-baseball-review/

So, I started a video game series with my girlfriend who has never ever played a PC FPS before. I figured why not start with one of the best.... Half-Life.

I haven't posted one of these here for a while. But a lot has changed in a year, and we are still going strong. Thought some people might want to check us out. At least 2 people on reddit like the show sometimes! Episode Link (Streaming Player) http://www.partyplatypus.com/2012/09/born-in-the-eighties-63-exit-stage-left/ Description: Jon talks about a co-worker with an odd dream. Tyler lays out...

Jon and Adam talk video games for the holiday season of 2011. Casey Kasem’s spirit inhabits Jon, and the hot new band “Roll Control” sings the hits. Adam ponders how pee filled water balloons are filled, and everyone talks a lot about video games. At some point Jon robots out, and Adam confesses his bi-halo-curiousity. And a warning, the dragon will fall on you! Stay tuned after the ending musi...

With Jon’s battle with a cold subsiding, the guys decide to record an episode. Jon and Adam jaw about building computers, and being the sickest ever. Talk turns to T.V. where Adam and Jon head back to a classic cartoon for the ages. Reboot!!!! Then talk turns to other shows that are being watched in the death apartment, (Mad Men, Buffy, Angel) until the unspeakable happens. The mysterious benef...

 "I am a fancy boy!" 1. Peter Parker is clearly too old for high school This one hit me the instant I looked at the first page. No other thoughts, nothing. I was dumbstruck. I know he is supposed to be spider man and all, but this guy looks like he bench press 200lb , and then do my taxes afterward . No wonder he is considered a social pariah. I would assume the reason why everyone treats him...

This is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Drinking Game. This game is for the original run of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon that aired in the late 80s to early 90s. You will get drunk, you will have fun, and you might die. We at partyplatypus.com will not be held liable for anyone’s death caused by this game. Time to get your freaky mutant turtle drank on. One Drink 1. When a Pun is s...

A teacher dresses up as Mark Twain but forgets to wear the pants, Jon’s 5th grade music class induces a Vietnam flashback. Ninjas break into cars, and get chased away by guidos weilding guns. A modern re-telling of “Top Gun” would be flawed fundamentally, though U.S. Military planes have kick ass names. In Rural America, everyone drinks and drives, while attempting to elude the cops. We discuss...

In this episode, Atlantis is discovered, and we find out that Mrs Neptunia is a bit of a Bitch with a capital B. Mercury causes the death of thousands of puppies, unwittingly. Cock shotguns are invented and distribution of such weapons is foiled by the police. We also reply to Miss Anita Sayed. [email protected] http://www.partyplatypus.com/2011/03/born-in-the-eighties-2-david-tennant-squashin...

Our intrepid heroes wax philosophical about Jake Lloyd spinning mad yo-yos, the Sherlock Hamm detective agency, and the un-importance of “stinking badges”. 90’s dog makes his skateboarding appearance, as well as Dave Coulier and Jack Ching, Bada Bing the jackalope. Stay tuned to the end for our first ever reader email! http://www.partyplatypus.com/2011/03/born-in-the-eighties-1-lustfully-yours-...

I started a podcast with my long time compatriot. It is somewhat funny, I laughed at least 3 times while editing it. -Jon http://www.partyplatypus.com/2011/03/born-in-the-eighties-0-inceptupon-you-are-the-worst-transformer/

There are a lot of things I really liked about Halo 3: ODST, and there are a lot of things that bugged me about Halo 3: ODST. That sentence should nicely sum up my review score. This game is a Halo game. What does that mean, you might ask? Well then, allow me to digress. There will be a mission where you have to destroy a tank while on foot. There will be a tank driving mission. There will be p...