I have three Coca-Cola Zero Sugar cans in the fridge. I'm cracking one open now, and hopefully I'll still have one when I reach the end of this. I also feel that, in the interest of integrity and dignity for my position as sometimes a blog writer, to the legions of fans I have, that as I critique this product, I must immediately inform you that I will be high as balls writing this. Ahem. Soda h...