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My Cards Against Humanity GiantBomb Expansion Suggestions

by bryn

Since the GB Expansion submission page is Anonymous, I wanted a place to list the suggestions I sent, so I wouldn't forget them. "Credit where credit is due" and all that jazz, not that it matters. (Also I'm sure some of these will get suggested by multiple people) White Cards Snoop Lion. Rolling papers. A "block" of memory. Net neutrality. Internet memes. Vinny's Law. W.Y.S.I.W.Y.G. The ironic...

Since the GB Expansion submission page is Anonymous, I wanted a place to list the suggestions I sent, so I wouldn't forget them.
"Credit where credit is due" and all that jazz, not that it matters. (Also I'm sure some of these will get suggested by multiple people)

White Cards

  • Snoop Lion.
  • Rolling papers.
  • A "block" of memory.
  • Net neutrality.
  • Internet memes.
  • Vinny's Law.
  • W.Y.S.I.W.Y.G.
  • The ironic use of "swag."
  • The unironic use of "swag."
  • Fucking pennies.
  • YOLO.
  • Hotdog flavored water.
  • Cheetos® fingers.
  • Surströmming.
  • Horribly salty Swedish candy.
  • Video games!
  • Jungler®.
  • @willsmith.
  • J Allard.
  • Cigaweed.
  • Sexual innuendos.
  • Retro indie platformer.
  • Bobby Kotick.
  • Responsibility.
  • 1998; The best year in video games.
  • A room full of hotdogs.
  • A paper cut along your pee hole.
  • A paper cut under your fingernail.
  • Masturbating with banana peels.
  • ASCII Penises.
  • Peeling glue off a table.
  • Dropping your phone for the umpteenth time.
  • Coasters that stick to the bottom of your glass.
  • Mom.
  • Dad.

Black Cards

  • The best part of waking up, is _______ in your cup.
  • The newest toy banned in China is a plastic ________ that shoots ________.
  • Two girls, one _______.
  • What two things can I mash together for a new screen name?
  • The Merriam-Webster’s Collegiate® Dictionary has added __________ as a definition of _________.
  • In all honesty, I prefer ___________ to consensual sex.
  • I heard one of the newest generation of Pokemon™ is designed after ____________.
  • I heard the name of one of the newest generation of Pokemon™ is a pun of ____________.
  • @petermolydeux tweeted a new innovative game idea where __________ is the core mechanic.
  • Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?" Aw, mom you're just jealous it's ___________!
  • What is stuck to the bottom of my shoe?
[Updated with 7 additional White Cards and 2 Black Cards. These are slightly spaced away from the original suggestions.]