MERCH!
Giant Bomb - a website about video games and the people that make them

Hello, Giant Bomb. I'm here to save you!

by mmmslash

Edit: OH GOD IT'S REAL These four sentences are the culmination of 300 hours of class work, countless hours of studying, 72 hours of on-the-job training, one state practical examination, and one national aptitude exam. I can finally, officially, come to your house and SAVE YOUR ASS. The levels of pumped I am know no bounds.

Edit: OH GOD IT'S REAL

These four sentences are the culmination of 300 hours of class work, countless hours of studying, 72 hours of on-the-job training, one state practical examination, and one national aptitude exam.

I can finally, officially, come to your house and SAVE YOUR ASS. The levels of pumped I am know no bounds.