Edit: OH GOD IT'S REAL These four sentences are the culmination of 300 hours of class work, countless hours of studying, 72 hours of on-the-job training, one state practical examination, and one national aptitude exam. I can finally, officially, come to your house and SAVE YOUR ASS. The levels of pumped I am know no bounds.
Hello, Giant Bomb! Welcome to Episode 2 of I'm Awful at Monster Hunter. Today we'll be taking on the "The Poison Siege" quest, which revolves around hunting both a regular Gypceros as well as it's larger, more plum cousin, the Purple Gypceros. You'll notice at one point I spend an extra minute or so chopping at the corpse of one, this is because the Gypceros as a fancy trick - it plays dead. Re...
Hello, Giant Bomb! Welcome to Episode 1 of I'm Awful at Monster Hunter. Today we'll be doing the "Its name is Mgea Kut-ku!?" event quest. The notable features of this quest are that you must do it without any armor, you must fight two Kut-ku, and the Kut-ku are tiny. I mean, REALLY tiny. Like, unbelievably, I-could-keep-him-as-a-pet-in-the-closet-and-not-tell-Mom tiny. Enjoy! Again, all comment...
Hello, Giant Bomb! I'm here with an idea! Everyone likes original content on their favorite sites, but no one likes Monster Hunter! What gives? So, from now until when I cannot any longer, I am going to make daily Monster Hunter videos. A note of warning: I'm only 40 hours into Monster Hunter Freedom Unite, but I have 240 on Tri, so we'll see if we can't carry over some skills from Tri into it'...
Hello, and Welcome to Day 2 of our After-Action Report of Dwarf Fortress, on the Giant Bomb settlement of Abbeyvoices, Say hello to you burgeoning metal industry, Giant Bomb! 1. These are Stonecrafts, being made by our stonecrafter. He makes various trinkets, things from dolls, to scepters, to bracelets, and he makes them entirely out of stone. I decided to make them out of stone for a few reas...
Howdy folks, Welcome to Day One of my Dwarf Fortress After Action Report. You can think of this as a a textual Let's Play, with screenshots and stories of things that are happening to my various Dwarven Fortresses over the next month. This is my sort of swan song to Giant Bomb, so I hope it's as good for you as it is for me. As a forewarning, Dwarf Fortress is a game you cannot win. Much like l...
As some of the folks I am more friendly with on Giant Bomb know, somewhere in the span of the next month I will be gone from the cyber-realm, and cast into a grueling life schedule, in the frigid Northern Maine area. This means no internet, no video games, and no Giant Bomb especially. My heart grieves, but I am not a man without purpose! So, over the next however-long-I-am-here, I am going to...
Questing, ignore this!