Spelunky, in Eleven Tweets

Spelunky Tales: A monkey just stole one of my bombs, ran off, blew up and revealed the Black Market entrance. Thanks little guy!

— AJ Ingram (@KingMento) January 19, 2014

Spelunky Tales: If a Yeti has a wall to play Cooler King against, he doesn't care how many hearts you've painstakingly accrued.

Spelunky Tales: Had the Book, beat Olmec over the portal to Hell, got knocked into the lava by a bee. Remind me why anyone likes this game?

— AJ Ingram (@KingMento) January 23, 2014

Spelunky Tales: Got hit by an arrow trap I couldn't see because the event stage's pop-up message concealed it.

— AJ Ingram (@KingMento) January 24, 2014

Spelunky Tales: I'm in Hell. I'm in Hell. I'M IN HELL. WHAT DO I DO? I'M IN HELLLL.

— AJ Ingram (@KingMento) January 29, 2014

Spelunky Tales Follow-Up Edition: Spikes still work the same way in Hell. Well, I learned something today.

— AJ Ingram (@KingMento) January 29, 2014

Spelunky Tales: Shotgunned a shopkeeper at close range - didn't even flinch before killing me back. Expect the unexpected, even glitches.

— AJ Ingram (@KingMento) February 2, 2014

Spelunky Tales: Was walking between two stores in the Black Market and heard the sound of a frog exploding. I had just enough time to scream

— AJ Ingram (@KingMento) February 7, 2014

Spelunky Fun Facts: An insta-death psychic blast will head for the nearest dead body, like the damsel behind you, before an alive shopkeeper

— AJ Ingram (@KingMento) February 10, 2014

Spelunky Tales: Things I've hit so far in this dark level with my torch: some bats, the damsel, three priceless scarabs, and myself (twice).

— AJ Ingram (@KingMento) February 17, 2014

Spelunky Tales: I beat Yama. Yama is beat. I killed him. I defeated Yama. That Yama guy? Yeah, he's dead. I kicked his ass. Dead dead. Dead.

— AJ Ingram (@KingMento) February 17, 2014