Shovel Knight Impressions

Fecal-Lord: how's dat shovel?

Mento: I'm digging it so far

Fecal-Lord: pretty deep eh?

Mento: Decided to take a mid-game break. Don't want to beat it in one day, someone spade a lot of a money for it.

Mento: It's kind of easy so far, but I don't doubt it's getting harder. I was about to throw in the trowel on that Mole Knight stage.

Mento: I'll get the scoop on the later stages tomorrow, i think

Mento: Mote bought me it for some reason

Mento: So I'll be reviewing it at some point to thank him. This is only like my seventh 2014 game so far.

Mento: At least the top ten will be easy to write this year

Fecal-Lord: you must have some dirt on him

Mento: Oh, we're dredging up the puns again?

Mento: I'm going to have to burrow your wordplay when I start writing the review

Fecal-Lord: most definitely!

Fecal-Lord: people will appreciate the layers

Mento: I just hope Mote won't mined.

Fecal-Lord: on the hole he should be OK with it

Mento: I'll ask him about adding puns to the review, gouge his interest

Mento: I hope it doesn't bore him

Mento: I'm running out of these. I'm having trouble unearthing any more synonyms for digging

Mento: Not that I'm trying to sift the blame for all this

Fecal-Lord: it will pail in comparison to the Color a Dinosaur review

Fecal-Lord: but who cares what the readers fracking think

Mento: Nah, I'm out now. 'Soil I got

(Actual review coming soon.)

(Also, sorry.)