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OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK

by beargirl1

just now my friend called me, and i didn't answer cause i was too lazy to pick up. bad mistake. seconds later i receive a text from him guess what it contained? a picture of his erect cock . no, i'm not kidding. i just open this text, thinking it's just harmless and just containing a funny photo. but what I saw was of such horror and torture, it cannot be unseen. i'll be sure to pick up the pho...

just now my friend called me, and i didn't answer cause i was too lazy to pick up.
 
bad mistake.  
 
seconds later i receive a text from him 
 
guess what it contained? 
 
a picture of his erect cock. no, i'm not kidding. i just open this text, thinking it's just harmless and just containing a funny photo. but what I saw was of such horror and torture, it cannot be unseen.  
  
i'll be sure to pick up the phone next time he calls x_x  

HELP ME.