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DAMN YOU INTERNET!

by beargirl1

GB, I has a virus! :(. I felt like blogging about it, since I have nothing else to do. and well, trying to procrastinate from killing this virus. I have one of those viruses that show you fake messages and shit saying "LOL U HAS A VIRUS BY OUR FAKE PROTEKTION". I have dealt with them before (my last 2 viruses were the same type, oddly). This one is a bit more aggressive, putting Youporn and Por...

GB, I has a virus! :(. I felt like blogging about it, since I have nothing else to do. and well, trying to procrastinate from killing this virus.  
 
I have one of those viruses that show you fake messages and shit saying "LOL U HAS A VIRUS BY OUR FAKE PROTEKTION". I have dealt with them before (my last 2 viruses were the same type, oddly). This one is a bit more aggressive, putting Youporn and Pornotube shortcuts on my desktop (which i actually laughed at) and giving me stupid fake Security Center Alert messages. 
 

 really? REALLY? 
 
 
 DAYUM SON NOT U AGAIN LOL 
 
 
These messages can NEVER fool a computer geek. Get it right, will ya?  
 
Things wrong with this message:  
 
1. The text in the blue banner is not the same font that the security alerts use.  
2. I have NEVER (from 10 years of computer addicted-ness) encountered a Security Center Alert where it says the virus name / risk / description.  
3. Windows Security Alerts NEVER greys out "Keep Blocking" and "Unblock" and it never has an "Enable Protection" option.  
4. it just sucks. though, it would fool a computer amateur.  
 
I'm here, writing this blog as I'm being bugged by this fake virus protection. i'm that cool.  I'm also getting some other pop up that tries to act like a browser pop-up and fails, horribly.  
 
I'm excited to see what this virus will bring to the table. my good friend TehFedro liked the fact, that this virus put porn website shortcuts on your desktop. Here's hoping it infects him, too! 
 
right-o, that's all for now. If i suddenly disappear from Giant Bomb, you'll know why.  
 
Excuse me, as I kill this virus, and listen to music suited for the current situation