Apple is the most overhyped thing since.........NEVER.

by chewii101

Bloody hell. Mac this, iPhone that. All you Apple fanboys frustrate me. Bloody condesending douches. Not a single apple fan boy I have met in my life hasnt been condesending and a twat. And its even better, considering my damn English teach for all 4 years of high school is the biggest Mac humping d-bag around. Seriously. Doesnt shut the eff up about his precious apple until theres 5 mins left in class. Really? Always ranting about how great your damn computers are. I wouldnt be sick of Apple as much as if YOU PEOPLE STOPPED TELLING ME HOW APPLES AND MACS WILL SAVE THE DAMN HUMAN RACE.

So whats so bloody great about your overhyped company? Oooo your OS. Its so simple. Never gets a virus. So shiny and perfect. No. No. No. No. Windows is a completely competent OS with great features and is simple. Just that you apple fan boys are so far up ur own arses you cant look around and take a look. Never gets a virus? Really. That because NO ONE GIVES A DAMN ABOUT YOU. Guess what. You own fucking 7.6 of the ENTIRE MARKET SHARE. Here:

http://www.theinquirer.net/inquirer/news/1433741/apple-tanks-pc-market

There you effing go. Whats the point of a virus that can only attack 7.6% of computers? Get it through your head. No one wants to here about the glory of your damn computers. I could rant for ever and ever but then I would just be hypocritical. (Psst. Yes you mac humper. Your the one also raving bout your precious crap.)

iPods and iPhones? K. iPods are great product. HOWEVER. I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT FROM YOU PEOPLE. iPhone? No thank you. Blackberry ftw. Oooo its touch screen. But its just like all the over things in Apple's catalog: a toy. I want a phone not a shiny piece of shit.

I'm done ranting about this crap. Bring it on Apple Fanboys. Bring it on.

*Edit* Yes, I realize I was over the line in this but.....anyhoo, I will make this a recurring segment: "[Insert Anything] is the most overhyped thing since......NEVER."