Lux-Pain

Gamespot sent me Lux-Pain to review, and boy is it shit. The review's been up but I still have some gold that I took from the game in the form of AWFULY TRANSLATE DIALOUGE. Boy howdy is that translation terrible. So terrible, in fact, that I felt compelled to updated the Gint Bum page for the game with the various misspellings and grammatical errors I found. Let's hope it makes it in!!!! But just in case it doesn't, here's what I posted... voila:

One of the main criticisms leveled against Lux-Pain is its odd localization, or lack thereof. There's plenty of room for unintentional humor given the numerous misspellings, grammatical errors, and incredibly literal translations ("I ate his mind") found within. All the samples below are exactly as they appear in the game, including such gaffes as misplaced apostrophes.

Spelling sampler

• "afterall" instead of "after all"
• "aluring" instead of "alluring"
• "auther" instead of "author"
• "Burse office" instead of "Nurse's office"
• "centrall" instead of "central"
• "concent" instead of "consent"
• "donno'" instead of "dunno"
  
• "existance" instead of "existence"
• "enterance" instead of "entrance"
• "imbiciles" instead of "imbeciles"
• "kood" instead of "mood"
• "noone" instead of "no one"
• "oppinion" instead of "opinion"
• "outta'" instead of "oughta"
• "rationaly" instead of "rationally"
• "talk" instead of "talk"

• "What do you do to be cute? Oh well then, my customers are pathetic."
• "I will eat his mind."
• "I hate people who say things should be fair and balanced! You gotta' work hard in my class!"
• "Did you know Yung proposed graduating class? For those who say their's no relation, there is."
• "I wanna protect it. This town, and it's people."
• "You take finish mine!"
• "The internet was cancelled one year ago."
• "Not at all. This class is goes on well."
• "It makes happy to hear that."
• "Seeing such joy is what is to some people."
• "We're investigating his to save him in secrecy."
• "After Fall comes Christmas. A time for lovers."
• "Have you ever think love and happiness arent' real?"