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Robot Communist!!!

by mattyftm

caption Robot Communist! Programmed to destroy... No one is safe from the Robot Communist! Soviet Russian born... They'll be here in the fall - they're the Robot Communist! Diamond tipped moneybags They'll take your money 'til you're dry- they're the Robot Communist Where did they come from? The mystery of the freaky Robot Communist Magically powered cybernetic suction; It's what makes the litt...

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Robot Communist!
Programmed to destroy...
No one is safe from the 
Robot Communist!
Soviet Russian born...
They'll be here in the fall - they're the 
Robot Communist!
Diamond tipped moneybags
They'll take your money 'til you're dry- they're the Robot Communist

Where did they come from?
The mystery of the freaky Robot Communist

Magically powered cybernetic suction;
It's what makes the little stalinists so dangerous - 
But the real evil is contained deep within their nano cortex.
Where did they come from?
We'll never know...

Sucking the village dry (of money) -
Not even capitalism will stop the 
Robot  Communist!
Who programmed their robot brain?
What evil lurks behind the devilish 
Robot Communist!
How can you kill a man without a heart?
The guns they do nothing to the 
Robot Communist!

Something about the BEARS!
Could ze BEARS be behind the deadly 
Robot Communist!?

Robot vampires doesn't actually need money
But you'll need money when you're turned
Redjacket venom mixes with oxygen in your blood 
and turn you into a communistzombiegodcyberslave!

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Robot Communist... 
Robot Communist...

A man told me that if we build bunkers out of bread, we confuse the robot brains and make them go haywire. You and I are the only ones left - If we don't get to the bakery by dusk we're done for!
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