This is the Haiku Review, where I fully review a game in seventeen syllables, in a 5-7-5 format, letting you know everything to expect from beginning to end for this game.
Batman: Arkham Asylum Haiku Review by TurboMan
Batman is weak to
bullets, knives, poisonous gas,
And chattering teeth
Now meditate on the haiku to really get a sense of if it's worth checking out.
