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It is like the opposite of polishing a turd.

Published February 18, 2009
0 out of 5 starsScore: 0/100

Everyone knows that when you are selling a crappy car you wash the eck out of it.  Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad is not that.  It is (fairly) sexy women cutting up zombies which is potentially awesome.  The problem is going back from this concept into the game play.  The combat is less fun than trying to push a lung chunk down the sink drain after a good party.  You just move your finger around tell you get to the next level.  The menus are inept and unintuitive.  I paid full price (39.99 usd) the day the game came out.  It is terrible and I am very glad I bought it.

Don't buy it.
Buy it.
Its an impulse.

xbox360:- consolecowboy

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