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My crazy short long review for bioshock

Published March 23, 2010
5 out of 5 starsScore: 100/100

Bioshock is like the greatest creepy game out there.....just being in a plane over a ocean is creepy....its like your just sittin there takin a smoke and talkin about family and then...BOOM!!!! out of the sky you plumit.....its a really fun freaky game with loads of stuff to do....like save or harvest little sisters....sometimes i save em sometimes i dont......mosty when i see a big daddie i kill it just for the bunch of money it has on its body......and its a long game too.....10 to 15 hrs or more if you search everywhere.....so go get this game NOW!!!!!! well you dont have too....its your time to spend on your own.....but now you will have no choice but to buy it....MIND CONTROL PLASMID!!!!!!

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