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Winterbottom is not the most like-able character. Stealing from orphans, flooding the local town, and setting fire to a bakery are just a few of this man's sins. For what, you may ask? Fucking pies! I mean, there are some things I would soil my integrity for (all of which involve Heidi Klum) but pies? Ah, but while pies lead to his damnation, they also represent his salvation. Given a second chance to correct his…
Let's just get this out of the way first: I love Dual Joystick Shooters. I played the first geometry wars so much that I created some pretty nasty gashes on the sides of my analog sticks. That being said, I'm as fed up as most of you are with the genre as of late. Aside from I MAED A GAM3 W1TH Z0MB1ES!!!1 (which benefited from being extremely cheap at 1$), there hasn't been much to jump-start this stale and possibly…
