i loved to bash on things in this game. I found this giant hammer in the game, and it was a real joy just to pound away on a building with the hammer. With each resounding clang of my giant hammer, the days stresses would ease out of my brain lobes, like poison from a gangrenous wound. By the tenth clang, i had "got correct", and was ready to take on the games other bash-related activities. I found cars, poles, signs and they all bashed "good". I came across a person, and asked myself, "will this person be good to bash on?". I tentatively approached the hapless miner with my hammer, and took an appropriate stance. I made a grunt, and the hammer approaches his head in slow motion, his face turned as his realisation of my intentions became slowly apparent, his lips almost formed the words, "why?" as he came to grips with the situation. It was far too late for him though, and he went down under my hammer. I got an erection then, in real life not in the game. In summary, over the course of playing this game i derived great pleasure, and three stars is that sentiment expressed in star form.
