Mount & Blade2008
Imagine, if you will, a porn movie gone horribly wrong as Oblivion, beautiful but naive girl that she is, finds herself in a dark alley and menaced by a pack of dudes with bad intentions. World of Warcraft, Sid Meier's Pirates, and Medieval 2: Total War have their way with her and not long thereafter Oblivion gives birth to the collective offspring of all of the above. What do we get from this unnatural coupling…



