Legacy User 22453's Reviews

shooting monsters and picking flowers in a dreamlike setting

Nov 6, 2008

(This is a reprint of a review I wrote 9 years ago for a site that no longer exists and that I can't even remember the name of any more. Also note that this is a review of a Japan-only game.) With games as good as this one and Silent Hill coming out of KCET you really have to wonder how crap like Castlevania 64 ever got made. Gungage is yet another awesome concept game from Konami, which begins by telling you that…

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giant-robo-anime-tastic!

Nov 6, 2008

(This is a reprint of a review I wrote 9 years ago for a site that no longer exists and that I can't even remember the name of any more. Also note that this is a review of a Japan-only game.) This game seizes me with such rapture that I must begin my review by babbling about it in Engrish. Remote Control Dandy! Giant blue robo with rocket punch! he shoot fist and then return just like Tranzor Z! You play little boy…

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Gekisou TomaRunner1999

Nov 4, 2008

Jump and use the horizontal bar to propel yourself through the wall of the second-story apartment, then use your super-bouncy ball to take out the robot before he reaches the finish line. Beware the box-people who speak only in "jumma"s! Yet another insane Japanese game that will never make it to America. Tomarunner is a foot-racing game where your opponents include a robot, a kappa, an angel, a masked…

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Rakugaki Showtime1999

Oct 31, 2008

(This is a reprint of a review I wrote 9 years ago for a site that no longer exists and that I can't even remember the name of any more. Also note that this is a review of a Japan-only game.) Where can I begin to review a game about which I can gleefully tell friends that I threw the smiley face at the space-dog before he could throw the ICBM at me, thus detonating the missile and erasing the space-dog AND the ninja…

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