(with apologies to J.G. Ballard and Alfred Jarry )
Driv3r comes tearing around the corner.
Behind him are a legion of nagging police. Officer Draw Distance makes the first move, swerving at the Driv3r from a blind alley, almost ending the chase early. Driv3r heaves desperately to the left, losing a hubcap and throwing himself back onto the main roads.
Trainees Framerate and Texture lose control of their vehicles and collide spectacularly as they try to follow.
Picking up speed, Driv3r veers into oncoming traffic. Narrowly avoiding a bus full of 8 year old targeting control schemes, Driv3r shoots through the intersection.
Officer Questionable Physics careens into a lamppost and spins awkwardly over an apartment building. Officer Artificial Intelligence orders more squads to drive directly into one another.
Driv3r twists through a roadblock. He barrels towards Police Chief Single Player Campaign and loses his left rear tire in the ensuing gunfire.
Limping out to the highway he keeps the car relatively intact. Through the shattered rear window, he sees Lieutenants Marketing and Publisher hurtling toward him.
BAM
The impact throws Driv3r sideways across the lanes, fighting for control he watches the remaining police start to flank him. Lt. Publisher jerks to his right, crashing into Driv3r's rear fender and blowing the remaining rear tire.
Sparks from Driv3r's rear wheels cover Lt. Marketing's car as he speeds forward blindly, bumper locked to Driv3r's. The pressure is too much and Driv3r's front wheels give way.
Spinning out of control Driv3r, speeds towards the waiting crowd.
Not seeing him clearly, they're still cheering. Smoke billows out of the hood as he jerks the wheel in a final attempt to regain control. He hits a barrier and lifts up over the crowd.
The front end disappears in a fireball, the car turning end over end. People scramble to avoid the flaming wreck as Driv3r plows through the spectators.