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292 public written reviews

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You Don't Know Jack2011

4 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Same irreverent, silly, weird trivia questions as the original series - Funny and entertaining while still making you think about some pretty tough stuff - Four players is a hoot, and with the changes everybody gets to play on every question - Fast paced episodes mean you can go from one to the next very easily - "Wrong answers of the game" always keep you on your toes - Cheap; went for $20 it's…

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Bubble Bobble Neo!2009

2 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Updated version of the original Bubble Bobble with several additional new levels and modes - Up to four players can play - Still maintains a lot of the fun, crazy, arcade fun that the original Bubble Bobble had - Updated music is pretty great, and all the stages are retained Cons - Controls are not the same (movement especially) which means some levels are damned near impossible - Limited lives in…

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DeathSpank: Thongs of Virtue2010

2 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Same entertaining humor as the first Deathspank - Still has Ron Gilbert on board, which means the writing is still reasonably solid - Amps up the insanity level to new heights with bosses like Santa, a gingerbread Rambo, and more - Most everything good from the first game has been retained - New areas including a wild west, war trenches, and the freaking moon are funny and entertaining Cons - Is…

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DeathSpank2010

4 out of 5 stars

The Long Pros - Funny, silly game from Ron Gilbert, one of the writers from The Secret of Monkey Island - " Diablo Lite" with hacking, slashing, and plenty of looting - Surprisingly long quest with loads of enemies, bosses, and bizarre places to visit - Charming "pop-up book" graphics fit the silly dialogue and weapons perfectly - Voice acting is solid throughout - Co-op is a silly, stupid blast Cons - Gets very…

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Age of Empires Online2011

4 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Age of Empires is finally back, with all the fundamentals you know and love - Improved UI controls help you better manage the large number of resources and technologies - The biggest change, the fusion between RTS and MMO elements, is actually extremely well done - Earn experience through missions and battles to unlock more techs - Every unit can be equipped with gear, and the loot is plentiful and…

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Half-Life 2: Episode Two2007

4 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Easily the best story currently presented in the Half-Life 2 universe - Tighter shooting, better enemies, and a much improved sense of pace throughout - Setpieces are epic, battles are insane, and the scope has been substantially increased - Ending is genuinely heartbreaking and excellently paced and written - Provides insight into the characters previously untapped or even considered - Best looking…

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Half-Life 2: Episode One2006

3 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Takes the excellent Half-Life 2 experience and condenses it into 2-3 well-paced hours - Has a high amount of story given the length, and all of it is good and interesting - Lets you play with the super-charged Gravity Gun from the end of Half-Life 2 . This is awesome. - Alyx is an excellent companion and her script shines - Lots of small, subtle changes polish the experience Cons - For all my…

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Half-Life 22004

3 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Excellent first-person shooter with unique weapons, story, and setting - Lots of variety helps mix up the shooting with other sections - Years ahead of its time graphically. Game can still be knocked up to some crazy settings on modern machines. - Voice acting and story are superb and entertaining throughout - Universe/world is compelling and leaves you wanting more - Physics engine is still…

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Left 4 Dead 22009

4 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Same addicting four-player madness as Left 4 Dead but with more weapons, zombies, and options - Scenarios have more of a theme to them and follow a unique style - Set in the south, the game has a cool "bluegrass" twang about it - Everything new is an improvement, to more guns, attachments, and more - New Special Infected are cool and a blast to play in VS mode - Scavenger mode is a lot of fun -…

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Left 4 Dead2008

4 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Four player zombie-shooting co-op action - Simple shooter to learn, difficult to fully perfect - Four scenarios (more with free DLC on PC) and a wave-based survival mode - Full mod support adds hundreds more scenarios to run through - Excellent writing for what little of it there is - AI Director ensures every game is different, editing the encounters based on how you are playing - Tons of fun with…

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Portal 22011

5 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Returns to the world of Portal with more crazy puzzles and added mechanics - Somehow manages to take the 2-3 hour charm of the first game and reinvent and reinvigorate it for a 6-8 hour experience - The new character Wheatley is one of the funniest in games, and plays an excellent foil to the stoic GlaDOS - Surprising emphasis on specific story plot elements as well as setpieces could have gone…

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Portal2007

5 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Clever hybrid of FPS mechanics in a well-designed physics puzzler - Excellent puzzles throughout, with several genuinely brainteasing ones - Some of the best writing in video games - Short and sweet, with the option to play user-created puzzles to enhance your post-game experience - An excellent hybrid of story, graphics, and gameplay that makes it both unique yet familiar - Regarded by many as the…

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An excellent start of a series that everyone should try.

5 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Excellent RPG taking you from boy to man in the shoes of a Hero - Spec out three separate spheres - magic, ranged, and melee - based on how you use them - Moral choices and freedom let you shape your character and the world - Tons of options available, from tattoos to hairstyles to clothing and armor - Action-RPG combat system that has a surprisingly decent melee and a fun ranged system - Game looks…

Read the full review An excellent start of a series that everyone should try.

Kirby's Epic Yarn2010

4 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Vibrant, charming adventure starring Kirby in Yarn World - Simple 2D platformer across several varying worlds of adventure - Kirby transforms into zany stuff at set intervals to mix up the gameplay - Despite not having his trademark eating, still feels like a Kirby game - Graphics and yarn aesthetic do a lot to sell the presentation - Handful of secret levels to unlock and an apartment to furnish -…

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Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine2011

4 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Violent, bloody fun as a badass Space Marine from the Warhammer 40k universe - Strange mix of third person shooting and a heavy emphasis on melee combat actually works - Lack of a cover system or regenerating health (you have to execute enemies in cool ways to "heal") is a neat concept and keeps you in the action - Lots and lots and lots and lots of Space Orks for you to dismember - Multiplayer is…

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An excellent tablet game and great PC game.

4 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Simple to pickup 2D RTS game with a surprising amount of depth - Play as three distinct races: Vikings, Aztecs, or Chinese - Decent-length campaigns and challenges keep the value up - Has a nice, cartoony look about it - Story is inane stupidity that perfectly compliments the goofy visuals - Balancing units, magic, mana, and gold can get complicated quick - Surprisingly addicting, plays best on a…

Read the full review An excellent tablet game and great PC game.

Miner Dig Deep2009

3 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Fun, simple mining game - Digging deeper and unlocking more and more new utilities is addicting - Use elevators, ladders, and more to construct the perfect mine - Let me use the "You dug too greedily and too deep!" line from LOTR on my wife whenever she'd die - To quote my wife's one sentence review: "This game is freaking awesome." Cons - Deaths can be very cheap and send you all the way back up to…

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I MAED A GAM3 W1TH Z0MBIES!!!12009

5 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Has zombies in it - They come shambling out from the sides - You'd better shoot them or you're gonna die - It costs a dollar (and I hope you pay) - 15 minute duel-stick shooter that reminds me of Smash TV - Scales for up to four players - Subtly lampoons other duel stick shooters ( Asteroids , Geometry Wars , etc.) - That song. Cons - Ends. - Leaderboards only save locally - Joke gets old...ok, I'm…

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Cthulhu Saves the World2010

4 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Entertainingly ridiculousness story about how Cthulhu must save the world in order to then destroy it - Same good writing from Breath of Death VII , and more of it - Jokes are better and the scope of the game is much larger - Graphics are substantially improved - Battle system is similar but has been somewhat refined - Insanity system is entertaining and fits the character - Great music Cons - Still…

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Breath of Death VII2010

3 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Entertaining JRPG parody that lampoons both the genre and other retro games - A solid JRPG in its own right, with an interesting and unique "escalating enemy strength" mechanic - Looks straight out of the NES era - Dialogue is entertaining and its story is wonderfully stupid - Music is decent, with a solid battle theme - Only $1 on Xbox Live Indies Cons - Only about three hours long - Random battles…

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Amazing concept, poor execution.

2 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Draw whatever you want to solve unique puzzles - Follow simple rules to make things like levers, pulleys, etc. - Fun idea that draw on both your inner artist and puzzle solver - Lots of puzzles - Playable on tablet PCs to get the authentic "drawing" experience Cons - Gets very difficult very fast - Some puzzles seem to rely more on luck that actual drawing skill - Physics can be a bit dodgy -…

Read the full review Amazing concept, poor execution.

Bit.Trip RUNNER2010

4 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Difficult "runner" style game similar to games such as Canabalt - Multiple levels will test your dexterity as the game quickly gets hard - Has a fantastic visual style and awesome music - Timing moves/jumps to musical beats was a clever addition - Bonus levels inspired by the original Pitfall made me smile Cons - Relatively simple concept - Can get really difficult really fast - No mid-level…

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DEFCON: Everybody Dies2006

3 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Nuclear war simulator based off the movie Wargames - Builds a decent sense of tension as it slowly ticks up to DEFCON 5 - Fight on many fronts, against computers and people, and mobilize a variety of units - Unique RTS experience with more focus on immobile missile launchers rather than units - User interface is relatively simple and easy to get a hang of Cons - Can take a while to fully grasp the…

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Hardcore survivor-rescuing, zombie apocalypse indie sim!

4 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Addicting tactical zombie-killing, survivor-rescuing simulator - Lots of play modes and difficulties to appeal to any level of player - Handful of unique units all play differently and require different strategies - Tons of maps - Risk inspired "board game" mode where you fend of regions from infections is quite addicting - Modding support allows for some zany enhancements Cons - Minimalism graphics…

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The Ball2010

3 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Interesting puzzle mechanic that reminded me of Portal - Use a magic gun to control a large ball through a variety of puzzles and combat situations - Looks really good and has a cool visual style - Exploration is enjoyable and you see some neat environments - Really has a lot of neat ideas Cons - Despite its uniqueness, no one part of this game feels polished - Puzzles are usually pretty bland, with…

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Decent duel-stick bullet hell game with few unique qualities.

3 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Heavy score-based, Geometry Wars -esque duel stick shooter - Music is awesome - Branching paths based on how well you score in a level add replay value - High number of levels and multiple endings - Provides a genuine challenge on the "Insane" levels - Very fast. Burst mechanic helps keep the action going. Cons - Requires a lot of repetition in order to fully master - Steep learning curve - Failing…

Read the full review Decent duel-stick bullet hell game with few unique qualities.

A fun, steampunk-esque puzzler for the cheap.

4 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Similar to the game Pipe Dreams with a good mix between gear and slider puzzles - Fifty puzzles - Lots of goals including speed, moves used, etc. to be ranked on - Game has a cool, steampunk-esque theme - Looks good on PC, iOS, or Android. Fun phone game. Cons - Game gets really hard really fast - Later puzzles are unlocked based on skill on previous ones, which means you might have to replay some…

Read the full review A fun, steampunk-esque puzzler for the cheap.

TRAUMA2011

2 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - A unique point-and-click adventure game using photographcs - Four levels each with multiple endings - Effects and photography aspect of the game looks good Cons - Absurdly short; you can probably beat it under an hour - Runs at 800x600 by default...what is this, 1995? - Voiceover and story, the main focus of this game, are poor - Doesn't make a whole lot of sense, even with alternate endings - The…

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An excellent bullet hell shooter for noobs and the hardcore alike

4 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Bullet-hell shooter set in the lost 1700s settlement of Jamestown. On Mars. - Takes itself way too seriously, which is just stupidly awesome - Competent shooter with multiple ships, styles, and four-player co-op - Various difficulty levels mean even the suckiest player of these games can play it and get better - Lots of bonus content Cons - Later levels are only unlocked by playing on the harder…

Read the full review An excellent bullet hell shooter for noobs and the hardcore alike

Hoard2010

2 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Arcade style action where you play as a dragon - Burninate the countryside, burninate the peasants, burninate all the people in their thatched roof cottages - Four player multiplayer is actually pretty fun - Easy to grasp a hold of, core concepts are solid and fun for a few games Cons - Graphics look pretty bad - Doesn't mix stuff up enough; once you've played the tutorial you pretty much know how…

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Amnesia: The Dark Descent2010

5 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Genuine Lovecraftian horror - No combat; you run or you die - "Insanity" mechanic is fantastic and only adds to the horror - Slow burn of creepiness that reminds me of the classic Silent Hill games - Excellent sound design and graphics - Might be one of the scariest games I've ever played Cons - Can be difficult to know exactly where to go next - Might be a little slow at first for the impatient -…

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VVVVVV2010

5 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Simple in concept platformer involving switching the direction of gravity - Puzzles/platforming range from very simple to extremely difficult - Metroid-esque map system and non-linear gameplay - Presented in a charming, 8-bit style - Music is incredible Cons - Only about two to three hours long - Part of the game where you "escort" a crew member is extremely frustrating - Getting all the…

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The Dishwasher: Vampire Smile2011

5 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Takes every issue I had with The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai and fixes them. - Two characters, each with unique weapon sets and playstyles - Each character has their own story mode, and while they aren't particularly unique they are different enough - Arcade mode is back and better than ever - Co-op throughout, and it's less broken - Wider scope of difficulties and improved continue system eliminates…

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The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai2009

4 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Stylized 2D action game with an insane difficulty curve - Plays like a 2D Ninja Gaiden or Devil May Cry game, and works surprisingly well - 2D "sketchbook" style looks pretty good throughout, especially for the characters - High difficulty, but extremely rewarding once you figure it out - Large assortment of weapons with easy switching and crazy combos - Includes a massive "Arcade" mode, with…

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Prince of Persia2008

5 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Reboot that takes a lof of the core Prince of Persia elements and puts them in an open-world setting - Looks absolutely beautiful - Voice acting is superbly done, with both the Prince and Elika portrayed well - Simplifies gameplay while adding a whole new layer and shift in focus with its platforming - Music is excellent as well - Areas you explore are unique, interesting, and (again) absolutely…

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Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands2010

4 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Acts as an interlude between The Sands of Time and Warrior Within - Original Prince is back, with the same crazy platforming as the previous games - New powers in platforming are super cool and make the game harder (freezing water, etc.) - Easily some of the best platforming puzzles in the series, and has great pacing throughout - Unique story that focuses a lot on Persian mythology rather than the…

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Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones2005

4 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Still the same extremely solid platforming from the first two games of the series - Setting of the ruined city of Babylon is unique and makes for some fun areas to traverse - "Dark" tone from Warrior Within has been diminished substantially. Thank goodness. - Mixes things up with the "Dark Prince" gameplay segments and combat - "Quick kills" are a great idea for this series, focusing on platforming…

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Prince of Persia: Warrior Within2004

4 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Takes the core gameplay elements of Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time and improves all of it - Platforming is harder, funner, and has more moves - Combat, while not perfect, is streamlined and certainly improved - Environments are less "this is where you obviously go" and instead require problem solving - Going between an old, ruined temple and the past, fixed temple is a neat concept - Dahaka…

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New Super Mario Bros. Wii2009

3 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - A "new" Mario game made in 2D throwback of Mario's earlier outings - Eight worlds and a ninth bonus world provide a decent amount of content - New suits including the Penguin suit and Ice Flower mix some stuff up - Looks bright and colorful and is faithful to the original Mario formula - Included "Super Guide" means if you suck the game will just beat a level for you - Handful of minigames like the…

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GoldenEye 0071997

2 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Proved for the first time that FPS games can work on a console controller - Loads of characters and maps - Relatively robust and surprisingly open-ended single player - Four-player multiplayer had a variety of weapons and game types - Has duel wielding before any of the Halo games thought that was unique Cons - Looks really, really bad today - Controls also have aged very poorly - Game is completely…

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Secret of Mana1993

2 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Excellent colorful 16-bit graphics - Fantastic music - "Ring" menu system works well (once you figure it out) - Lots of weapons to choose from - Play with up to two other friends in full co-op - Action RPG that's fast paced and intense - Long Cons - Story, or particularly the translation, is horrendous - Hit detection on enemies seems to follow it's own secret set of rules you don't get to know - AI…

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StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty2010

4 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Finally a sequel to Starcraft after over a decade - Adds enough new with the old to create something that is both familiar and fresh - Graphics are beautiful and have enough settings options to run even on crap machines - Voice acting and sound effects are, as always, superb - Single player has lots of RPG like options and even some adventure game style elements - Fleshed out Battle.net is so…

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The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

3 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Pioneered 3D action games with a control scheme still used to this day - Massive sprawling adventure across unique dungeons and locations - Good music (see below) - Transition between child and adult Link adds an awesome twist on an old formula - Lots of secrets, sidequests, and more to explore - Ocarina makes lots of things (travel, day/night cycle, etc.) streamlined - The crazy windmill guy is the…

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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 32011

2 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Strong single-player campaign is totally bananas - Game runs at 60 FPS and looks incredible for it - Spec Ops mode is more fleshed out and has a "horde" style gamemode now, too - Minor changes to multiplayer are welcome ones, especially the ability to earn killstreaks through death - Voice acting is excellent, as usual, as is the rest of the sound design - No stupid zombies Cons - Single player…

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Final Fantasy VII1997

3 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Solid JRPG gameplay elements with the materia system - Limit Breaks drastically change battle strategies - Long adventure that spans three discs - In-battle graphics look quite good - Music is excellent, as usual - Has some genuinely memorable story moments (leaving Midgar, Golden Chocobo, etc.) - Lots of side-stuff to do before the end of the game - Barret is a massive stereotype but is still…

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Assassin's Creed2007

2 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Interesting mix of lots of genres, but particularly parkour, open world, and stealth - Graphics look great, and locals of the middle east are architecturally gorgeous - Animations for climbing and fighting look extremely fluid. Very well done. - Voice acting is good throughout - Music is good - Playing as Altiar just feels cool, with the hand blade and the assassinations and all that jazz Cons -…

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Heavy Rain2010

1 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Offers a unique and new attempt to evolve the adventure game genre - Claims to be a game focusing on its story, which in theory I'm all for - Quick time event based scenes, while sounding bad on paper, actually work pretty well - Decisions/mistakes you make a permanent, and shape the story accordingly - Several of the setpieces are thrilling and look great Cons - Story is unbelievably awful, filled…

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Saints Row: The Third2011

5 out of 5 stars

The Short Pros - Zany, stupid story that never takes itself seriously - Massive open world to screw around in, with "screw around" being the key word - Dozens of side missions and things to do, all of which are original and really fun - Buying shops and earning income means you are never completely without money - Leveling system ("Respect") tiers unlocks until you are an invincible gunslinger - Vast amounts of…

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