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Animals That Would Scare The Shit Out Of Me If They Were Angry

by jjweatherman

---Top of the list: LESS scary
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---Bottom of the list: MORE scary
 
Special Thanks to Metal Gear Sunny for insisting I create a list. I then went on to create this incredibly classy list.   :P

Also... bananas. That is all.

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SimAnt: The Electronic Ant Colony

1. SimAnt: The Electronic Ant Colony

Apparently there isn't an ant page but yeah, ants. Imagine a thousand of those crawling everywhere inside your clothes and into your ears, biting you all the while. Angry ants = scary shit.

Hippopotamus

2. Hippopotamus

Hippos are responsible for more deaths each year than any other mammal in Africa. They can also run nearly 20 mph... holy shit.

3. Item 3055-658

Apparently a picture of an X is a horse? Anyways, horses are scary shit. They get those back legs kickin and you never know what's gonna go down after that.

Giraffe

4. Giraffe

Giraffes have long ass legs, you know how fast they would catch you?! I don't either but I don't plan on finding out. Oh and giraffes are bomb.

Elephants

5. Elephants

Older male elephants go through what's called "musth", which basically means they are especially sexually active. Raped by an elephant? No thanks.