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The Decoy Roctopus Wall of Shame

This is a list of games for which Decoy Roctopus (aka WILDMAN 14) has either 1. Bought and never played 2. Bought, played for less than a few hours and never played again 3.  Maybe made it up to the half way mark in the game but got stuck at some random part and permanently retired the game.  4.  Played and never played again because it was terrible.  I do not fully endorse the replaying of some of the games on this list.

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Midnight Club: Los Angeles

1. Midnight Club: Los Angeles

He told me something about buying some garage, so he's played some of this game, but hasn't picked it back up in a long while

Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4

2. Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 4

After I lauded and praised the game, he ordered the game online for $40. After reaching Yukiko's dungeon and getting raped by a special pink shadow, he called it a day.

The Last Remnant

3. The Last Remnant

He bought this along with a few other games of Ebay for $90. This is one of the few games on this list he hasn't touched and that I encourage him to never play

Lost Odyssey

4. Lost Odyssey

I don't think he's played this game yet, bought in the Ebay bundle. I'm sorta interested in this game...

Eternal Sonata

5. Eternal Sonata

Ah...such a bright and cheery game, and one game world that Decoy Roctopus has not yet experienced.

Devil May Cry 4

6. Devil May Cry 4

He claims to like it, and once told me that he would "definitely finish it". That day will never come.

Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter 2

7. Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter 2

Haha! I told him this game wouldn't go on this list. I lied. He bought it to play co-op with magnum rocelot. With 95 achievement points under his belt, he should be proud of even that. But I'm not.

Tales of Vesperia

8. Tales of Vesperia

He enjoyed the game until meeting a certain boss early in the game. He claims it to be impossible to win. I can rebuke this argument because I beat the game. 10 achievement points and counting.

Viva Piñata: Trouble in Paradise

9. Viva Piñata: Trouble in Paradise

I have no idea how this game functions or if it is worth playing. Decoy thought so, and came away with a whopping 30 points.

God of War Collection

10. God of War Collection

He wants to play God of War III when it comes out due to the huge fan base the series carries. Hasn't been played as of yet.