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Games I really NEVER will play with you


These are all games I refuse to play as long as there is a breath in my body. . .  Just don't ask me why.

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Halo

1. Halo

Any game of the Halo franchise pisses me off. It's uninspired and a filthy nasty milk cow of Bungie just like the FIFA, NBA or NHL series from EA.

Pro Evolution Soccer

2. Pro Evolution Soccer

Any game containing a soccer match should be banned. I just get angry of soccer in general. It's stupid, just plain stupid. Every time my dad watches grown men running after a ball and yelling when they don't score I feel retarded and small. Bet you a fiver that also a little kitten dies of polio every time he does that.

Sonic the Hedgehog

3. Sonic the Hedgehog

Any game containing this character should be banned. They're awefull nowadays, they even screw it up when I'm trying to play the oldschool ones. Sonic totally blew it. Even the classic should be burned. Shame on you Sonic, filthy nasty mario rip off, you! For some reason every time I see Sonic I think of the smell of sweat. That also perfectly discribes my feelings and opinion on this little irri hedgehog.