Hey Bomberduders, it's time to once again fulfil my obligations to kindly Gold Membership sponsor @omghisam with a new comic commission. Under his generous yet tyrannical yoke, I've been forced to make crafted of my own volition several artistic aberrations like The Giant Bomb CBSi Merger. This month, I was tasked with finding utterly bizarre time/space locations that the Bomb Crew might find themselves in, coming off of Drew's fantastic North Korea coverage.

So without further ado, I present: The Time Hole. May God have mercy on all our souls.

Jeff Gerstmann - Neo San Angeles, 2118

Brad Shoemaker - Gettysburg, 1863

Vinny Caravella - Roman Senate, 44 BC

Patrick "Scoopz" Klepek - Roswell New Mexico, 1947

Drew Scanlon - Baikonur Cosmodrome, 1961

Alex Navarro - Vienna, 1782

Dave Snider - Waterloo, 1815

Matt Rorie - Unknown, Unknown

Ryan Davis - GameSpot Offices, 2012

Hey Bomberduders, it's time to once again fulfil my obligations to kindly Gold Membership sponsor @omghisam with a new comic commission. Under his generous yet tyrannical yoke, I've been forced to make crafted of my own volition several artistic aberrations like The Giant Bomb CBSi Merger. This month, I was tasked with finding utterly bizarre time/space locations that the Bomb Crew might find themselves in, coming off of Drew's fantastic North Korea coverage.

So without further ado, I present: The Time Hole. May God have mercy on all our souls.

Jeff Gerstmann - Neo San Angeles, 2118

Brad Shoemaker - Gettysburg, 1863

Vinny Caravella - Roman Senate, 44 BC

Patrick "Scoopz" Klepek - Roswell New Mexico, 1947

Drew Scanlon - Baikonur Cosmodrome, 1961

Alex Navarro - Vienna, 1782

Dave Snider - Waterloo, 1815

Matt Rorie - Unknown, Unknown

Ryan Davis - GameSpot Offices, 2012

I'm surprised at the lack of uhs in Roman times. Also, weren't Romans a rather shouty lot?

If you died now, you would die on a high note. The highest of notes.

@Video_Game_King: You mean a stabby lot? I guess I dropped the ball (or knife) by forgetting to include some "Uh"s, but I stand behind any and all bufu Vinny punchlines.

No, I mean shouty, as their caps lock key was always on.

Just under the deadline too! My lust for crude ms paint comics has been satiated until July.

It all makes sense! Patrick was that long haired alien corpse at Roswell!

Wait, what?

Nice job, very amusing!

Man, you used to be one of my favourite people on Giant Bomb, but now...

...you may have stolen the top spot for yourself with these high levels of awesomocity. /TWIST

Although, my own theory on how Jeff got so giant? Doritos.

Wait, I just noticed something: where are Matt and Alex in the final comic? Did they take another time hole thing? Or are they both taking a dump or something?

Got a kick out of these. Thanks Mento.

The Rorie one got me. YOU'RE AN ACCURATE RORIE SATIRIST

Dammit, these are amazing.

That was awesome.

@buzz_clik said:

Man, you used to be one of my favourite people on Giant Bomb, but now...

...you may have stolen the top spot for yourself with these high levels of awesomocity. /TWIST

Although, my own theory on how Jeff got so giant? Doritos.

I had some of those newer, thicker Doritos. I'm pretty sure eating enough of those would turn ANYone into a monstrous version of themselves.

I love you.

I like your comics, but you really need to stop referencing Jeff getting fired, his connection to Kane and Lynch, and all that stuff. It's more uncomfortable than anything, and I get the feeling that everyone involved just wants it to be put behind them.

@NekuCTR: Sure, point taken. And even if that wasn't the case, joking about it is still a bit too... easy, you know?

So with that in mind, I've redone Jeff's episode here:

Hahah these are great!

Why does Rorie's statue only get 2 puppies, out of a possible 5 puppies?

awesome :]

"Bu fu, Brutus?"

Genius.

This was fantastic!

Some of these panels were really clever and funny. I like.

Amazing.