Go netro!

More Persona Endurance Runs!

Review everything!

Speaking of reviews, more detailed scoring system!

More interviews with former wrestlers!

Go netro!

More Persona Endurance Runs!

Review everything!

Speaking of reviews, more detailed scoring system!

More interviews with former wrestlers!

"  Wouldn't it be awesome if we can see how Giant Bomb would look like in 1995?  I would guarantee that Times New Roman would be the font of choice.  Giant Bomb is way too flashy as it is and a major downgrade should be implemented for those running older computers.  There's a small percentage that are browsing Giant Bomb through Netscape Navigator on their old Pentium processor and we should accommodate those by changing the font to Times New Roman and lowering the image quality to something more reasonable. 

I'm still waiting for that Princess Debut review.

Don't know if this is suppose to be funny, but do you honestly expect a review of every game that comes out every week between the 4 of them? Even IF Drew and Dave decide to become full reviewers, it would never happen.

Apparently I'm no good at sarcastic blogs.

Ahaha, I like how people are taking this seriously.

" Apparently I'm no good at sarcastic blogs. "

" Apparently I'm no good at sarcastic blogs. "

" @Dalai said:

"  Wouldn't it be awesome if we can see how Giant Bomb would look like in 1995?  I would guarantee that Times New Roman would be the font of choice.  Giant Bomb is way too flashy as it is and a major downgrade should be implemented for those running older computers.  There's a small percentage that are browsing Giant Bomb through Netscape Navigator on their old Pentium processor and we should accommodate those by changing the font to Times New Roman and lowering the image quality to something more reasonable. 

No to this part. Giantbomb was created in the now. People should try and get with the times, especially since you can buy some computers dirt cheap nowadays that would have 0 problems running Giantbomb smoothly. "

Show 'em your ass Dalai.
 

" @Dalai said:

" Apparently I'm no good at sarcastic blogs. "

I liked it, for the record. 
 
@LiquidPrince said:

" @Dalai said:

"  Wouldn't it be awesome if we can see how Giant Bomb would look like in 1995?  I would guarantee that Times New Roman would be the font of choice.  Giant Bomb is way too flashy as it is and a major downgrade should be implemented for those running older computers.  There's a small percentage that are browsing Giant Bomb through Netscape Navigator on their old Pentium processor and we should accommodate those by changing the font to Times New Roman and lowering the image quality to something more reasonable. 

No to this part. Giantbomb was created in the now. People should try and get with the times, especially since you can buy some computers dirt cheap nowadays that would have 0 problems running Giantbomb smoothly. "

Oh wow. Did you read the entire thing? "

Dalai... 
 
...I don't agree with anything you said.  Actually, I kept thinking "did someone hack Dalai's account?". 
 
Nice header, though.

" Show 'em your ass Dalai.
 

Now, that's better. "

" Show 'em your ass Dalai.
 

Now, that's better. "

Hey, put this blog post back where it belongs before you get Razor's Edged'd.

hah 1000 point system... GENIOUS!! All sarcasm aside I acctually would like a 10 point system better than a 5 point system. Doesn't matter much though considering the review itself is what is important (kind of) not the score so much.

 Hey chico! I think you might be onto something. Actually, I don't know. I agree about the reviews. Especially Daisy Fuentes Pilates. I'd prefer an interview with her over a wrestler any day.

How the hell did people not see this as a joke, I thought it was great. 
  
I'd totally agree on seeing Giantbomb in 1995 form, it'd be awesome.

We are working on six of these five things right now.

We are working on six of these five things right now.

" We are working on six of these five things right now. "

To be honest I can only think of 2 ways to make giant bomb a bit better. These are: 
1. Stop double post's. 
2. Be able to play the little bit of the game being reviewed if possible.  
 
Take my post into account. :)

These are all bad ideas.

you people took this seriously?
 
God damn does the man have to write the whole thing in italics for you to get it?
 
lighten the F up folks.

"

I'm not really an expert on website design.  I do have a Facebook page I never use and a MySpace page that I use even less, but that doesn't really count.  I'm just a regular dude that plays video games.  But I've been around Giant Bomb long enough to know what the site needs to improve its stature among the great gaming websites.  I know what you're thinking.  The site is perfect as is and doesn't need any major changes or new features.  So here's some ideas that I cooked up to make the site better. 
  

Go netro!

 
Wouldn't it be awesome if we can see how Giant Bomb would look like in 1995?  I would guarantee that Times New Roman would be the font of choice.  Giant Bomb is way too flashy as it is and a major downgrade should be implemented for those running older computers.  There's a small percentage that are browsing Giant Bomb through Netscape Navigator on their old Pentium processor and we should accommodate those by changing the font to Times New Roman and lowering the image quality to something more reasonable. 
 

More Persona Endurance Runs!

  

The ER (as the cool kids call it) was a major success according to the analysts and so why stop with Persona 4?  In fact, why did they stop the Persona 4 ER?  There's new game plus still to be done!  And Brad and Ryan are truly slacking off in this category.  You two should get started on the Persona 3: FES ER ASAP!  And Drew, Dave, I didn't forget about about you guys.  Persona 2 ER now!  Start with Innocent Sin, obviously.  I'll be waiting. 
 
Also, don't forget to keep the video quality low for retro Giant Bomb. 
 

Review everything!

 
I'm pissed off that Giant Bomb didn't review  Daisy Fuentes Pilates because I'm waiting for their opinion before I go buy it for myself.  And I'm sure many of your favorite games were snubbed of a proper review as well.  Since 2008, hundreds of games have been forgotten by the staff while other sites such as IGN have reviewed every game in existence, even games they haven't played or that have been announced!  Pick up the slack slackers! 
 

Speaking of reviews, more detailed scoring system!

 
The 5-star system works fine for movies, music, recipes, hotels, and generals, but we are better than that!  We are fucking Giant Bomb and we can boost our 5-star rating to a 6-star by going with a major overhaul of the scoring system.  I highly recommend going with a 1000-point scale with separate scores based on graphics, controls, presentation, box art, intro screen, resolution, fan service, amount of gore, retroness, and more.  There will be 3 overall scores which will depend on console preference, fanboy excitement, and geographical region.  I've already analyzed the Muramasa review and it would've gotten an 876, 809, and 748 respectively. 
 
Also, games will be reviewed by everyone on the staff and everyone has to give it a rating a la Famitsu. 
 

More interviews with former wrestlers!

 
Remember the Sgt. Slaughter interview?  Awesome stuff indeed, but why stop at the Sarge when there are dozens of former wrestlers out there that have yet to die early from excessive steroid use?  It's too late to get that exclusive with the Junkyard Dog or Rick Rude, but Razor Ramon is still available. 
 

At least... I think he's still alive.  So now that I've given you all the advice needed to perfect the most perfect site in the universe, please feel free to implement all of my plans and watch the traffic skyrocket.  And once the billions pour in, you can buy yourself a real diamond-encrusted skull or whatever.  And don't forget to get me something nice, too. "

Besides the fact that you asking for a mroe detailed  review system shows how ignorant you are to what the crew of GB are going for with these reviews. They've already expressed there opinions on the 5 Star reviews & how it is never going to change.... This isn't IGN bro. l8

This is ridiculous. If you want all that stuff, use ad blocker and visit IGN. Giant Bomb doesnt need any of that crap.

" We are working on six of these five things right now. "

"

Besides the fact that you asking for a mroe detailed  review system shows how ignorant you are to what the crew of GB are going for with these reviews. They've already expressed there opinions on the 5 Star reviews & how it is never going to change.... This isn't IGN bro. l8

"

" Apparently I'm no good at sarcastic blogs. "

" Ahaha, I like how people are taking this seriously. "

The only part I agree with is slightly more reviews; however, most games they review are ones that seem to be hyped, so that people actually know whether they should buy it, and not get games just because they are well-known. The main reason I didn't buy Street Fighter IV at the beginning is because Gamespot (which I relied the crap outta then) didn't rate it until a long, long time.

I have to retract my entire blog because apparently Razor Ramon (Scott Hall) currently wrestles for JCW.  Sorry for the mistake.

"Also, games will be reviewed by everyone on the staff and everyone has to give it a rating a la Famitsu. "

Thats actually not a terrible idea.

I wouldnt mind a full review and a second opinion type deal like I think gamepro or gameinformer does. Though you kind of get that with the quick looks anyway.

" Apparently I'm no good at sarcastic blogs. "

Implement /rtv

" @wordsgohere said:

" @Dalai said:

" Apparently I'm no good at sarcastic blogs. "

I liked it, for the record. 
 
@LiquidPrince said:

" @Dalai said:

"  Wouldn't it be awesome if we can see how Giant Bomb would look like in 1995?  I would guarantee that Times New Roman would be the font of choice.  Giant Bomb is way too flashy as it is and a major downgrade should be implemented for those running older computers.  There's a small percentage that are browsing Giant Bomb through Netscape Navigator on their old Pentium processor and we should accommodate those by changing the font to Times New Roman and lowering the image quality to something more reasonable. 

No to this part. Giantbomb was created in the now. People should try and get with the times, especially since you can buy some computers dirt cheap nowadays that would have 0 problems running Giantbomb smoothly. "

Oh wow. Did you read the entire thing? "

No, I read the first paragraph or two and just skimmed. It seemed like a serious blog from just reading the Netro section. "

"Almost everyone of your points is stupid.  
If you're browsing GB on Netscape, grow-up. 
The reviews don't need to be more detailed, they won't ever review EVERYTHING, & we don't need anymore Persona endurance run. 
I wouldn't mind more interviews with classic wrestlers though..... "

 @everyone_who_didn't_detect_sarcasm:

These ideas are great!!   Along the lines of reviewing every single that is released in the current gen, I feel that the guys should go back and retroly review games from past generations.  I DEMAND TO SEE VINNY'S REVIEW FOR PAPERBOY ON GAMEBOY COLOR.

"  @everyone_who_didn't_detect_sarcasm:

"

"
 

Speaking of reviews, more detailed scoring system!

 
The 5-star system works fine for movies, music, recipes, hotels, and generals, but we are better than that!  We are fucking Giant Bomb and we can boost our 5-star rating to a 6-star by going with a major overhaul of the scoring system.  I highly recommend going with a 1000-point scale with separate scores based on graphics, controls, presentation, box art, intro screen, resolution, fan service, amount of gore, retroness, and more.  There will be 3 overall scores which will depend on console preference, fanboy excitement, and geographical region.  I've already analyzed the Muramasa review and it would've gotten an 876, 809, and 748 respectively. 
 
Also, games will be reviewed by everyone on the staff and everyone has to give it a rating a la Famitsu. "