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Giant Bomb Keeps it Classy

Never let it be said that Giant Bomb users aren't classy, mature individuals. I mean, look at these totally respectful and not at all disturbingly erotic image galleries. So join me as we make our way through the disturbingly detailed erotic underworld of Giant Bomb! I warn you, there shall be many temptations of the flesh seeking to steal you away, but I give you my word that I will try to protect you with a constant stream of condescending, vitriolic attempts at humor.

*UPDATE* since the porn purge, some of this stuff makes less sense, but... eh, i'm to lazy to fix it now.

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Rise Kujikawa

1. Rise Kujikawa

The disturbingly accurate rendering of Rise's camel toe is really what takes
this over the line from fan art to the sort of drawings you
find in the serial killer's basement along with the bodies
that have been surgically altered to look like Yukiko and Chie.
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/238/877434-rise_22_thumb.jpg
http://www.giantbomb.com/rise-kujikawa/94-6114/fan-art/52-113640/rise_43/51-938807/

Sexualized Women

2. Sexualized Women

The best thing about this concept, which would theoretically focus on the
controversy and social trends that are typified by this trend,
is that its obviously just a place to post the game-related
parts of your porn collection.

Dildo

3. Dildo

And how many user lists with some variant of "these
are things that make me laugh on giant bomb because ha ha sex"
are linked to this page?

Panties

4. Panties

Two fantastic examples of classy thought here:
1) Image gallery
2) "The earliest attempts at recreating the delicate curves of
VPL using a sine-wave oscilloscope left many a
computomathmaticist clutching their slide rules in
dissatisfaction." ...Ok, that is a pretty good innuendo.

Mai Shiranui

5. Mai Shiranui

There are a total of 353 pictures in the Mai's image
gallery. How many pictures are in the gallery for
possibly the best known character in the history of
video games; 436... Mario only has 83 more images than
Mai. Mario. Fucking. Mario.

Samus Aran

6. Samus Aran

I'm so proud of the fan art in the gallery for
this page! its... OH MY GOD WHATTHEFUCK!?

X-Change

7. X-Change

WHY IS THIS PAGE SO DETAILED!?

Bible Black -La Noche de Walpurgis-

8. Bible Black -La Noche de Walpurgis-

Well, I mean, you can just tell from the header image
that this is a classy game about respecting woman and
treating them as more than sex objects.

The Sagara Family

9. The Sagara Family

the words "young man-slut" are enough to make this point.
But, seriously, I just want to take this time to explain why
these games are included. You see, there is a valid point to
be made that as a database for all video game information, it is entirely
appropriate for even the most disturbing hentai games to get
a page and a few images in their galleries. So i'm not just pointing out
every hentai game on the site. the ones on this list are here
because their information sections or image galleries are large enough that someone
obviously treats this game with enough reverence to have
A) played it, B) gone through and taken a ton of screenshots for it,
and C) considered plot and game-play details for it for long enough
to write an article on it.

Let's Meow Meow

10. Let's Meow Meow

And another falling into the,"I am uncomfortable with how detailed this is" category is a game
page that for some reason has a plot summary of the game AND a character section complete
with a picture of a girl dressed like a Nazi!!! I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH
THAT THIS IS THE HIGHT OF MATURITY AND APPROPRIATE ALLOCATION OF SPACE WITH
REGARDS TO VIDEO GAME RELATED TOPICS, AND NOT AT ALL EXPLOITATIVE OR OFFENSIVE.

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