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Like clockwork, bees are all up in my business as soon at the weather is good. They be like all, "Hey, lady, let me inside your house so I can touch you with my stinger," or, "Yo, chicka! Your hair be super sweet, yo. Let me harvest some of that honey, bunny." Perverts.
Just not feeling it, yo.
Simon needs a punch in the face.
Platforms, especially in 3D platformers, are a major pain. The moving ones are hell on Earth...err, Air...in air.
I know, I know. It's fake, the demographic appeal is to guys, and there are boobs. To those that like it, awesome. To me, sexualized women just makes a game super uncomfortable, and gives me reluctance to play. Less boobs, more dudes.
These were pretty cool the first time I used them, but now they're just a nuisance. Changing discs completely disconnects the player from the game experience.
"What are we going to fill in this to make it seem like a game?" "How about a whole bunch of meaningless tasks that'll bore our audience to tears?" "BRILLANT!"
I'm a bunny hopper, so this is always a big downer for me. Let there be air!