Favorite Bombcast Quote

It's not really an exact quote, but the first time they read the description for one of those "Flips" games.  As soon as Ryan read the name "Moonface," I literally had to rip my headphones out of my ears so I didn't start laughing in the middle of the street.  The accents they gave the characters didn't help either.

"You can do a five hit(shank?) combo like uh-uh-uh-uh-uh." -Ryan

Oldie but a goodie.
Ryan: "Turkey always..."
Jeff: "...and turkey ALL WAYS!"

 This one by far, Jeff's reaction is awesome.
 

I know this is a Bombcast quote thread.
(I don't know if there's one for QLs)
 
But what QL did I get this from "I can't tell because of the resolution, but I think she died". Vinny said it.

I liked on the 8/10/10 bombcast when Jeff was reading about that chess game and doing the impression of the grumpy old man. 
 
"The Knight moves in an L-shape you dumb fuck!"   
 
I lost it in the middle of public, i couldn't even explain why i was laughing. It was a pretty awkward rest of the bus ride but still totally worth it as that delivery was hilarious!

I know it's probably the tenth time I've posted on here, but it keeps on giving...
 
Jeff Green: My Notebook also includes 128 pages to write on.
Ryan: ...Wait...hold...hold...
Jeff Gerstmann: ROFL!!!!
Ryan: Hold the fuck on...Are you saying there's a hard limit on the number of VIRTUAL PAGES I CAN HAVE IN THIS NOTEBOOK!?!?!?! Don't real notebooks have more than 128 pages!?!?!
 
 
Also Jeff's impression of an uninformed ESPN 3 user.
 
"Ah word! Let's watch some spizorts!!!"

The whole bumper sticker conversation
-"My other car is a Bombcast"
-"How's my driving? Call 1-800-BOMBCAST"
-Etc
 
Also, I nearly lost my shit when Ryan reenacted the quote that The New Yorker attributed to him in the serial killer voice altered voice, with him all monotone going "UNH UNH UNH UNH UNH"
 
Oh, and pretty much any time Vinny says anything
AAAAAAAANNNNND one more: "I DECLARE THAT TO BE AN ILLEGAL AMOUNT OF MONEY"

"What does he sound like when he's trying to be tender with a woman"?

OH...SHIT.Say what?!

ONE YEAR SIX MONTHSS   
THREAD BACK FROM THE DEADDDDD 

Anyone know the Bombcast episode where Jeff talks like the mascot (dummer boy) from KB Toy Store to Vinny? He says something like 'I'll kill you...I've killed before and I'll kill again!"

Had me in tears...

P.S. This was before Patrick came along.

@popmasterruler: Ha, nice find.

I don't have a favorite, sorry.

I forgot the episode, it was a month or two ago and was spoken by Jeff:

"Didgeridoo is analog dubstep."

Mine is a bit older pre-Bombcast and Arrow Pointing Down. Years ago when these guys were working for a game website that isn't even worth naming, these guys went on a mini rant about Roomba vacuums, that was probably one of the funniest conversations I've ever heard. "Rooooooommmmmbaaaaaaaa!"

Does anybody remember the bombcast where Jeff does an impression of Brad in an English accent? Or did I just dream that one...?

when vinny said cunt. that is all.

@Rittsy said:

Does anybody remember the bombcast where Jeff does an impression of Brad in an English accent? Or did I just dream that one...?

I remember that! Damn that was funny

Jeff's impression of Marcus Fenix was pretty stellar.

I DON'T LIKE WET EGGS !

"I'm the professor of boats."

-Jeff Gerstmann, 2011

The entirety of jeff singing the DSiWare and WiiWare releases back in 2010

" From the fine makers of cunt" followed by dead air

When Vinny is describing that time traveling turn-based strategy game and everyone is clearly confused, he keeps going on about it and Ryan gradually builds with "...Shut up... shut the fuck up...shut up... you sound like the coke-guy at the party, no one has any idea what you're talking about," with Vinny continuing to describe the game. Something along those lines. Great Ryan anger moment.

ALSO

_____ is/are still a threat. Still use it to this day.

I love the backhanded compliments in the

06-09-2009 episode about 7 mins in

Vinny " That's a really positive thing to say"

Ryan " That's really impressive that you can keep that kind of attitude"

Vinny " Don't lose that cause that's the only thing you got going for you"

Jeff " Hey wow, you guys are really great"

Ryan " Hey no Jeff thanks, I appreciate it, ESPECIALLY coming from you"

Where Jeff and Vinny flip out on Ryan about Die hard III

Episode 7-21-2009 1:46:50

Vinny " How are you gonna sit here and tell me that!!!"

Dave "I can't wait till we have this conversation and two out of four of us are wearing night vision googles"

Hilarious

Where Brad explains that a toboggan is a hat

Episode 12-09-09 20:09

Brad " Yeah, it's a hat.... also a sled"

Vinny " You racist bastard they're called turbans. "

"HOOK MY MOUTH UP TO THAT DOG'S ASS!" -Jeff 
 
  

@CrimsonNoir said:

"HOOK MY MOUTH UP TO THAT DOG'S ASS!" -Jeff

came here to post this, probably the funniest thing i've seen/heard on the site,

still has me going, jeffs delivery with "...let's do it" and the last line, then ryan saying "and thats gonna do it"

edit; last time someone posted that video i listened to it through 5 times, so far i'm up to 3

you ARE the pokemon!

POW Block Anyone?

I put the chicken in the McNugettsssssss by Ryan is hilarious

"Whack that banana...off the screen"

The time when they were reading the description of "My Farm" and "My Exotic Farm" or whatever at the same time

Pretty much anything Vinny says at the beginning of the show.

"Wario killed Biggie."

Not a lot of people know that.

When they try Swedish candy.

Jeff - "It's filled with salty hate!" and "Tastes like genocide"

Vinny - "It's filled with lies!"

@CrimsonNoir said:

"HOOK MY MOUTH UP TO THAT DOG'S ASS!" -Jeff

This right here. Although the bit where they try to phone out of their new studio and can't figure out how to hang up was also pretty goddamn hilarious.

Bit of a bump, but I feel this thread deserves life. I'm not sure if its been mentioned before, but I think during an All-Emails end of the year 2010 bombcast, someone mentioned something about Teletubbies, and Jeff chimes in like "I do love my Teletubbies!" and there was a bit of a silence and some chuckles, and Jeff just screams "STOP FUCKING LAUGHING!" That's always been a cherished moment of mine :P

Ryan: "Breaking news: Jeff likes sandwiches AND new releases!

Jeff: "Often times eating a sandwich will lead to a new release.... what?"

Ryan: "(sighs) Nothing's coming out this week...."

*Vinny laughs*

Jeff: "Don't I know it, I'm sweating over here."

I laughed so hard when I first heard that on the bombcast.