Hey Bombers,

Heard a huge rumor today. Heard that Far Cry 5 is set in Montana. This pisses me off.

Let me explain the one thing that pisses me off the most about "Montana" games.

NOBODY HERE EATS HUCKLEBERRY! NOBODY!

Drive to Montana. Ask a single person. "do you have huckleberry stuff at your house to season anything?" NOPE!

But i GUARANTEE one thing! This damn game will have huckleberries in it. Come to Montana, I invite all of you to this beautiful state. Go to the gift store, you'll see tons of Huckleberry crap. NOBODY EATS IT HERE! IT'S A TOURIST TRAP!

Just wanted to vent, and get potential false information out of the way. Also if there is any mention of a town named Butte, that town is an utter shithole and if it is represented correctly, it should be like the fallout nuclear areas you can't live in, in Fallout 4.

Thank you and I hope you all have a great day. Also, nobody in Montana really wears levi jean jackets so if i see that, i'm going nuclear. good day.

Upperdecker.

Another thing.

If you go to restaurant and you order ANYTHING Huckleberry flavored, that's code for "put laxatives" in that thing. Because this state sniffs out of staters quicker than shit and the people here want to poison you with crap so you don't come back. Hell, Huckleberries might give you the shits, i have no idea. I've never eaten them. Who knows?! Who really knows if huckleberries give you liquid craps?! Don't eat them!

Far Cry 5 is going to be a weird game! It's literally going to be that you are a waitress trying to convice people to eat huckleberry crap so they never come back. it's going to be a Overcooked situation, but you put laxitives (huckleberries) in the soup. weird.

ok. this game might be kind of good.

Woah, you're from Montana? How are the huckleberries?

@teddie: Couldn't tell you! NOBODY HERE EATS THEM! But i guarantee one thing, this damn game is going to have a trading system or some crap that involves huckleberries and I want you to know one thing. It's a lie!

I though huckleberry was the first name of a protagonist in a book. I never knew it was an actual thing loved and eaten in Montana. You learn something every day.

@anund: ..............................dude. damnit. lol

I hope this game is called Far Cry 5: Huckleberry Dawn

What's a huckleberry?

@splodge: You know what? I hope it's called, "Far Cry 5: Montana..................just don't move to Butte............Also Huckleberries are nasty as shit." I'll help pay for that title.

@dgtlty: it's a nasty berry that isn't well received in Montana, lol.

What's your favorite huckleberry dish? I like a good huckleberry cobbler.

@spunkyhepanda: YOU WORK FOR THE STATE OF MONTANA! LIAR! I FOUND YOU OUT!

@spunkyhepanda: i've never seen that. i've never tasted that. i've never seen a huckleberry dish, and I feel Far Cry is going to miss out on Montana Life by making everybody go farm Huckleberries.

Do they taste anything like blueberries? Because they look like them a lot, and blueberries are fucking tasty.

@boonsong: I just reached out to my steam friends who live in montana. We have no idea. Order something. Just know......it's a trap

i think the only thing i remember about montana is they drove off to it in the end in short circuit (?)

I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill 'em all!

Don't worry, I don't personally identify Montana with huckleberries... Is that a thing? I mean, I know a lot of people identify Seattle with coffee (which is fine by me), but Montana with huckleberries? Hm.

Huckleberry ice cream is good. I was born and raised in northern Idaho so I've been to Montana more than a few times and I don't remember huckleberries being pushed there. I do remember laughing at the name Butte. Also saw a concert in Missoula last summer and the crowd was full of dip shits and assholes. Good show but the crowd cost us an encore.

I never knew it was to be set in Montana, but I did hear FC5 would have a protagonist called Finn and that the upgrade system was based on huckleberry farming and handling mini-games. The plot is also set around the huckleberry, it's adherents and detractors.

Just today, I was wondering about what a huckleberry tasted like and why people from Montana love it so much so I'm excited to hear your expert opinion. Why is the huckleberry so beloved by all the people of Montana without exception?

So when people say someone is their huckleberry, are they referring to the food or Huckleberry Finn?

Because when someone said he or she is their Huckleberry, I always thought "Hmm, that Huckleberry Finn must be a great guy. I should read that book some time." But now I don't know.

@upperdecker: You're my huckleberry

I hope there is a part of the game where you set fire to a huckleberry field while dub-step music plays.

Wow, Montana sounds like a real shit hole full of fucking assholes, thanks for the warning

I thought for sure this was going to be about meth and how not everybody was addicted to smack in Montana but forget that! I'm glad we got these important berryrelated issues cleared up.

Well, I'm from Montana and I have huckleberries on everything. Also Butte is a fine town.

@rccola: a huckleberry burger would make a fine sandwich.

OK, so no on the huckleberries. How do you feel about hounds?

This thread is silly

I'd go to Montana because I hear it is beautiful but I'm not a fan of huckleberries and they put that stuff in everything there. Big Sky Country? More like Huckleberry Pie Country!

I like that you are happy to say that Montana citizens are insular, narrow-minded criminals who will happily poison restaurant customers from out of state for no reason, but are very indignant about the stereotype I have never heard of that they eat a certain type of berry.

I'm from New York state, and the stereotypes about us loving pizza and bagels are definitely true, though we don'the eat a lot of pizza bagels.

I once knew a girl from montana, she was sweet but it baffled me how close the state was to washington yet how different her accent was. it's like the rockies are some sort of dialect barrier.

What makes Huckleberry different from Blueberry?

@bigsocrates: "When you make a pizza bagel you really shouldn't use cinnamon raisin..."

The huckle?

If it makes the OP feel any better, I've driven through Montana twice (stopped, stayed at a motel, ate at diners) and don't remember any Huckleberry-related propaganda. Wyoming, on the other hand... we really need to talk about the jackalope thing.

There are multiple "Montana" games?

@xanadu: You also shouldn't use a donut.

As a Vermonter, I've never wanted to commit a decently major crime and poison someone because they ask about cows and Subarus

. . . Wait. People live in Montana? I thought it was just cattle.

Also, for something Montanans don't care about, your state government has a lot to say on the subject of huckleberrys.

Why is Montana even a state?

I'm your huckleberry

If anything I would have though Huckleberries were some sort of Tennessee or Missouri thing....why would Hanna and Barbera steer me wrong?

Sounds like somebody has a case of the ..... huckleberries.

I've had Huckleberry flavored jelly and toffee candy, and they were both really good. Why u mad bro?

@frytup: Wyoming is an even bigger shit hole than Montana. But I will not abide someone bad mouthing the jackalope. The jackalope is the only good and pure lie left to believe in. I don't subscribe to santa, the easter bunny or a god. But the jackalope is the only thing left in this world that is good and pure.