Darkwing Duck

Signature Intro's throughout the series

• I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am Darkwing Duck.
• "..." I am the batteries that are not included.
• "..." I am the termite that devours your floorboards.
• "..." I am... obviously out of my trademark blue smoke.
• "..." I am the headache in the criminal mind.
• "..." I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3am...
• "..." I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out.
• "..." I am the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of your soul.
• "..." I am the onion that stings in your eye.
• "..." I am a special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show.
• "..." I am the scourge that pecks at your nightmares.
• "..." I am the hairball that clogs your drains.
• "..." I am the low ratings that cancel your program.
• "..." I am the itch you cannot reach.
• "..." I am the smoke that smokes Smoked Oysters.
• "..." I am the ten dollar service charge on all returned checks.
• "..." I am the jailer who throws away the key.
• "..." I am the bubble gum that sticks in your hair.
• "..." I am the auditor that wants to look at your books.
• "..." I am the slug that slimes your Begonias.