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5 (3) 4 (1) 3 (1) 2 (0) 1 (0) 4.4 starsAverage score of 5 user reviews
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Miles Morales, More Or Less 2
I was excited at the thought of what Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales could mean to the future of games: a game built almost entirely on existing assets would cut costs for developers, while bridging the gap between AAA releases. But while I paid for a full game, Miles Morales feels like little more than a very expensive DLC add-on that had problems in the last half of the game with dropping audio during cutscenes, which is a major factor in my review score, considering that the main reason I...
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Considering Getting A Keyblade Tattoo. Am I Crazy? 0
Fifteen years after the game's release, Kingdom Hearts still tugs at the heart strings at crucial points, but the game itself can be stupidly frustrating. A sub-par (at best) camera and repetitive grinding make the game somewhat difficult to enjoy, but if you enjoyed it when it originally came out you'll probably still enjoy it now....
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PLEASE DOWNLOAD SUPER MARIO RUN OR WE WON'T GET NICE THINGS ANYMORE 0
The campaign has the feel of some classic Mario games (the Koopa Clown Car alone is worth downloading the free first three levels of the game), and is a lot of fun, if incredibly short -- you can play through the entire campaign in about an hour. Toad Rally really helps to stretch the game out. Toad Rally helps you expand your Mushroom Kingdom, unlock buildings and decorations, and forces you to improve at the game, otherwise you won't be able to compete for very long. It's a unique addition to ...
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Tremendous Replay Value 0
I've been playing NCAA Football 2004 for over a decade, usually when I'm drunk or stoned, often while listening to podcasts such as The Giant Bombcast. My Iowa Hawkeyes haven't lost a game in decades, I've won dozens of national championships, my linebackers average close to 100 sacks a season and my running backs often run for over 2,000 yards. What a great way to pass the time while my brain is off.P.S. I would love to hear from a developer of this game to know why Colorado State is consisten...
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My Rival's Name Is Dick 0
Let's get this out of the way right now: it is 2014. I am reviewing Pokemon Blue for the Gameboy Color. I had difficulty getting ahold of my copy of the game because Pokemon Blue is old enough to have a driver's license and, in seven months, will be old enough to legally buy cigarettes. Pokemon Red and Blue were released in North America in September of 1996. They're old enough to give consent, dammit. But not old enough that I don't remember how to get past most of the difficulties I dealt with...
1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
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