This is just plain awesome. Take a look:
Portal
Game » consists of 8 releases. Released Oct 10, 2007
A first-person puzzle game developed by Valve and graduates of DigiPen, Portal forces a human test subject to run a gauntlet of grueling spatial experiments administered by a malfunctioning, psychotic artificial intelligence named GLaDOS.
Children Sing "Still Alive"
" Hearing that sung out of context and by children is creepy. "I can honestly understand where you're coming from.
" Hearing that sung out of context and by children is creepy. "Haha, too right. I think it only adds to the brilliance though.
" @trophyhunter said:bullllllllshit i think the are one of the worst developers next to infograms" aww kids being indoctrinated into crappy valve games. "...? Portal is awesome, and Valve is a great developer. "
That was the most awesome yet creepy thing I have seen today. Have to wonder what the parents reactions were after the concert though :/
" @xyzygy said:You're such a troll and not even a good one at that. I'm sorry that the Orange Box ran like such crap on you beloved PS3. Still, VALVe didn't do the port. Maybe the aged Source is just too much for your PS3 to handle." @trophyhunter said:bullllllllshit i think the are one of the worst developers next to infograms "" aww kids being indoctrinated into crappy valve games. "...? Portal is awesome, and Valve is a great developer. "
" @xyzygy said:" @trophyhunter said:bullllllllshit i think the are one of the worst developers next to infograms "" aww kids being indoctrinated into crappy valve games. "...? Portal is awesome, and Valve is a great developer. "
your the worst troll on the internet
" @trophyhunter said:Portal was the only game from the Orange Box that ran smooth on the PS3 though..." @xyzygy said:You're such a troll and not even a good one at that. I'm sorry that the Orange Box ran like such crap on you beloved PS3. Still, VALVe didn't do the port. Maybe the aged Source is just too much for your PS3 to handle. "" @trophyhunter said:bullllllllshit i think the are one of the worst developers next to infograms "" aww kids being indoctrinated into crappy valve games. "...? Portal is awesome, and Valve is a great developer. "
" @SeriouslyNow said:hey, haters gonna hate." @trophyhunter said:Portal was the only game from the Orange Box that ran smooth on the PS3 though... "" @xyzygy said:You're such a troll and not even a good one at that. I'm sorry that the Orange Box ran like such crap on you beloved PS3. Still, VALVe didn't do the port. Maybe the aged Source is just too much for your PS3 to handle. "" @trophyhunter said:bullllllllshit i think the are one of the worst developers next to infograms "" aww kids being indoctrinated into crappy valve games. "...? Portal is awesome, and Valve is a great developer. "
" @ZeForgotten said:It seems so." @SeriouslyNow said:hey, haters gonna hate. "" @trophyhunter said:Portal was the only game from the Orange Box that ran smooth on the PS3 though... "" @xyzygy said:You're such a troll and not even a good one at that. I'm sorry that the Orange Box ran like such crap on you beloved PS3. Still, VALVe didn't do the port. Maybe the aged Source is just too much for your PS3 to handle. "" @trophyhunter said:bullllllllshit i think the are one of the worst developers next to infograms "" aww kids being indoctrinated into crappy valve games. "...? Portal is awesome, and Valve is a great developer. "
I kinda wish I was 13 again so I could be hating on stuff just for the sake of being cool and listening to My Chemical Romance or whatever teenagers listen to these days :(
my good sir. if you don't know it's justin bieber that's HOT right now, you clearly haven't been spending enough time with 13 year old boys.(wink wink, nod nod)" @tiwi said:
" @ZeForgotten said:It seems so. I kinda wish I was 13 again so I could be hating on stuff just for the sake of being cool and listening to My Chemical Romance or whatever teenagers listen to these days :( "" @SeriouslyNow said:hey, haters gonna hate. "" @trophyhunter said:Portal was the only game from the Orange Box that ran smooth on the PS3 though... "" @xyzygy said:You're such a troll and not even a good one at that. I'm sorry that the Orange Box ran like such crap on you beloved PS3. Still, VALVe didn't do the port. Maybe the aged Source is just too much for your PS3 to handle. "" @trophyhunter said:bullllllllshit i think the are one of the worst developers next to infograms "" aww kids being indoctrinated into crappy valve games. "...? Portal is awesome, and Valve is a great developer. "
" @ZeForgotten said:I know who that kid is, he likes younger girls though.my good sir. if you don't know it's justin bieber that's HOT right now, you clearly haven't been spending enough time with 13 year old boys.(wink wink, nod nod) "" @tiwi said:
" @ZeForgotten said:It seems so. I kinda wish I was 13 again so I could be hating on stuff just for the sake of being cool and listening to My Chemical Romance or whatever teenagers listen to these days :( "" @SeriouslyNow said:hey, haters gonna hate. "" @trophyhunter said:Portal was the only game from the Orange Box that ran smooth on the PS3 though... "" @xyzygy said:You're such a troll and not even a good one at that. I'm sorry that the Orange Box ran like such crap on you beloved PS3. Still, VALVe didn't do the port. Maybe the aged Source is just too much for your PS3 to handle. "" @trophyhunter said:bullllllllshit i think the are one of the worst developers next to infograms "" aww kids being indoctrinated into crappy valve games. "...? Portal is awesome, and Valve is a great developer. "
And I'm an old guy :(
" @tiwi said:isn't he like 16? isn't it illegal for him to even look at girls that are younger than him? *gasp* he's a pedophile!" @ZeForgotten said:I know who that kid is, he likes younger girls though. And I'm an old guy :( "my good sir. if you don't know it's justin bieber that's HOT right now, you clearly haven't been spending enough time with 13 year old boys.(wink wink, nod nod) "" @tiwi said:
" @ZeForgotten said:It seems so. I kinda wish I was 13 again so I could be hating on stuff just for the sake of being cool and listening to My Chemical Romance or whatever teenagers listen to these days :( "" @SeriouslyNow said:hey, haters gonna hate. "" @trophyhunter said:Portal was the only game from the Orange Box that ran smooth on the PS3 though... "" @xyzygy said:You're such a troll and not even a good one at that. I'm sorry that the Orange Box ran like such crap on you beloved PS3. Still, VALVe didn't do the port. Maybe the aged Source is just too much for your PS3 to handle. "" @trophyhunter said:bullllllllshit i think the are one of the worst developers next to infograms "" aww kids being indoctrinated into crappy valve games. "...? Portal is awesome, and Valve is a great developer. "
" @ZeForgotten said:I blame video games!" @tiwi said:isn't he like 16? isn't it illegal for him to even look at girls that are younger than him? *gasp* he's a pedophile! "" @ZeForgotten said:I know who that kid is, he likes younger girls though. And I'm an old guy :( "my good sir. if you don't know it's justin bieber that's HOT right now, you clearly haven't been spending enough time with 13 year old boys.(wink wink, nod nod) "" @tiwi said:
" @ZeForgotten said:It seems so. I kinda wish I was 13 again so I could be hating on stuff just for the sake of being cool and listening to My Chemical Romance or whatever teenagers listen to these days :( "" @SeriouslyNow said:hey, haters gonna hate. "" @trophyhunter said:Portal was the only game from the Orange Box that ran smooth on the PS3 though... "" @xyzygy said:You're such a troll and not even a good one at that. I'm sorry that the Orange Box ran like such crap on you beloved PS3. Still, VALVe didn't do the port. Maybe the aged Source is just too much for your PS3 to handle. "" @trophyhunter said:bullllllllshit i think the are one of the worst developers next to infograms "" aww kids being indoctrinated into crappy valve games. "...? Portal is awesome, and Valve is a great developer. "
...No wait! the media that are blaming video games!
I dunno man, that song is cool and all, but out of context it's just sorta weird. This is sorta when Lord of the Rings won Oscars and stuff and people forgot to make fun of the people who liked it like they always used to...
I wonder if the parents in the audience knew that the song is about an evil research computer that tries to kill its subject while promising them cake.....
I guess its no darker than "ring around the posies".....
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