@humanity: It was always fun when I was winning a race easily the Roach would randomly decide to rear up and lose me the race right at the end

I'm sure there was some Steam game that Jim Sterling looked at that involves horses....likely having sex with horses....likely made by his fans.

Bojack easily, silly to compare mediocre controlling horses to one of the best and fully developed animated characters in recent memory.

Roach was a trash horse.

Yo you can make that horse take a shit

Bojack is not a videogame character, but if he counts then I am on his side. Vote Bojack, star of that famous '90s sitcom "Horsin' Around!" Subject of the great biography "One Trick Pony!" He's more horse than a man...or more man than a horse. I forget which.

@gorillamopena: Yah I don't know what was up with that at first I thought it was scripted but then he would do it randomly usually when going through checkpoints. It was very irritating to the point where I just didn't do races.

You have clearly not reached the plane of enlightenment that is riding around on D-Horse with a Rocket Launcher.

Yeah, I have. Mission 8 and it was awful. I got discovered easily, couldn't strafe away from return fire, and then kept getting knocked off his charred carcass.

Its great. Just approach a tank from the back where its less armored hit it with one rocket then circle around it while the turret desperately tries to search for you and you can take tanks out *most* of the time without them even spotting you. This is exactly how I got my S-rank in some of the latter 30 missions that require you to engage tanks.

Back in the 90s I was in a very famous TV shoooooooow

I'm Bojack the Horse, (Bojack!) Bojack the Horseman

don't act like yooooou don't knooooow

Roach is garbage and not a character just another in a never ending procession of disposable horses. D-Day has got it down by comparison and is cool with being Fultoned when shit gets real.

Roach is great, but come. This isn't even a real question. D-Horse for Best Horse of 2000+

Roach...is (likely) a mare.

No Magnum Opus from Mad Max? ;p

I voted D-Horse because this is the first time I have rode a horse that didn't feel awkward. D-horse jumped over rocks, barely ever was hung-up on geometry, he / she moved fast enough to warrant the effort of summoning, those add up to making such a pain-free experience that D-horse deserves every vote.