Poll Best Horse of 2015 (411 votes)
If you had to pick, what horse, or horse-like being, was best horse of 2015? See below for a pictorial reference for the aforementioned horses:
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If you had to pick, what horse, or horse-like being, was best horse of 2015? See below for a pictorial reference for the aforementioned horses:
Easily Roach. I love Geralt's attitude towards his horse. To a monster hunter, they are unremarkable, not beautiful, and the same as any other beast.
@sessh: I find Geralt's practice of always naming his horses Roach strangely amusing for some reason. That he pretty much always manages to end up sentimentally attached to them anyway says a lot about his character, I think. It's a microcosm of his whole, 'I'm just a heartless Witcher even though I have more of a conscience than around 95% of the people who live in this shitty world.' shtick.
The relationship with Roach is better, but D-Horse controls waaaaaay better and is more enjoyable to use
Didn't we have a triple-crown winner this year?
can that joker shit on command?
As far as video games go, the dumber the horse the better. Roach has a tendency to dodge out of the way of obstacles without any input from me, which can be a pain when he veers wildly off course. On the other hand, D-Horse really likes taking jumps. Especially when I'm trying not to run off a cliff. Customization-wise, Roach has more options (the saddlebags, however, make him an excuse for the weight limit), but D-Horse can upgrade to that sweet ninja suit. I say D-Horse by a smallish margin.
Honestly fuck D Horse. I have a helicopter and tanks ready to drop in. Hell, as soon as I got the dog with a knife, I no longer needed a horse who can poop on command.
Roach doesn't always listen to my commands, but sometimes I ride him through a bunch of things trying to kill him. And sometimes he gets stuck in foliage but sometimes I just run around with out him. Its a give and take relationship. Roach is always there for me when I need him most.
Didn't we have a triple-crown winner this year?
can that joker shit on command?
Alas, the scouting reports say no. Shoot, we in the big leagues now.
Roach is garbage. Stops far too often. D-Horse appears magically as it should. I love that I can run while whistling then jump on him easily.
I had more of a connection with Roach than with D-horse, but MAN Roach's pathing at release was bad.
So D-horse.
Roach the Retarded Horse is maybe the worst mount in any game I've ever played. Stops for no reason, can't navigate simple paths, clips through walls, interrupts me during fights. He can't even come all the way to me when I call him, and often spawns in nonsensical places like behind walls or on top of ledges he can't get down from on his own. Fuck Roach.
@redyoshi: He lets you fire stinger missiles while on his back and hide while using him, something you can't do in other vehicles. And you just fulton in D-Dog when you get to a base anyway and say buy to D-Horse.
D-Horse takes it.
@darkvare: Assassin's Creed Brotherhood had a horse. It was the worst horse in video games.
D-Horse arrives faster when I call, is more responsive to control, and doesn't back down in the line of fire. Unlike that wimp Roach, that gets scared the second a monster shows up.
@coaxmetal: wow what? D Horse actually controls pretty well. I had no problems with Witcher 3 on-foot controls but any time Roach wasn't in cruise mode on a path he was terrible to control - especially during races when he would rear up randomly.
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