Favorite Bombcast Quote

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#651  Edited By Gizmo

 

  I'M THE SAUCE-PAN MAN, I'M SAUCY
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#652  Edited By Cedstick

 

 
 
Oh dear lord yes. It's actually on Youtube.
 
Additionally, "one of my balls can die and will never come back."
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#653  Edited By m2thek

 
Ryan: When the banana comes on the screen, simply whack it off. 
All: ....What? 
 

later 
 
Ryan: When the banana comes on the screen, simply whack it off. 
Vinny: Just fucking masturbate.

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#654  Edited By demontium
@Demilich said:
" I don't love Giant Bomb that much, sorry. "
Your avatar goes so well with your statement. 
 

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#655  Edited By Cedstick

"It's a video-ass-game--video.. game ....ass." ~ Vinny

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#656  Edited By bpwwhirl

Vinny: "From the fine makers of cunt..."
Everyone else: "WHOA!!!!"
 
 
 

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#657  Edited By I_smell

When someone wrote in with an e-mail saying "me and my friend had a wrestling match. One came out covered in blood, the other came out covered in poop, who won?"

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#658  Edited By isles

every time they impersonate milo being abused with their ridiculous english accents, i burst out laughing.

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#659  Edited By jacdg

I love the quote from the recent podcast
"NO ONE IS MORE AUTHENTIC THAT KID ROCK... NO ONE!"

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#660  Edited By Toxin066

the February 9th podcast of 2010 where Ryan just goes off on the people who like Sonic games. It's like 48 minutes in I think. I listen to it on rainy days to cheer me up.

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#661  Edited By FuzzyLogic

I've been loving the Michael Ironsides impersonations: "These Steak-ums aren't fresh enough" "Pepperoni and Sausage Take-n-bake pizza"

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#662  Edited By JokerSmilez

Ryan: "You all know what Hulu is, right?"
Jeff: "Yeah, he was the guy who piloted the enterprise."

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#663  Edited By hazzard4123

Not much of a quote, but the guy's reaction to the awful Swedish candy when Bo and Ulf (However you spell their names) were on the March 31, 2009 Bombcast.

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#664  Edited By Phazon

Technically not a Giant Bombcast quote, but I digress.  "No one is more authentic than Kid Rock.  No one."   And the following "No one is more authentic than ______" jokes.  I laughed so hard at those.

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#665  Edited By schizogony

"I have a Wii."

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#666  Edited By fearlessAx

 

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Vinny - "cunt"

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#668  Edited By fearlessAx

 

  

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#669  Edited By SneakyPenguins

Anything that drunk lady said last E3 lol 

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"You racist bastrad! They're called turbans." Vinny

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#671  Edited By jkz

*Ehem* just started the lateste, and... 
 
"Sharing a house with 5 dudes, something's g'onna wind up in the back of your throat." *Awkward pause* "You know what I'm saying? Anybody?" 
 
-Vinny

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#672  Edited By mattymattmatt

I remember a while back there was an episode where the guys were talking about 50 Cent I think and the blood on the sand game, and they were joking around about the next one being in space or something.  I think it was Brad that started by saying "On the MOON!" and it just followed after that.  Pretty funny segment on that particular cast.

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#673  Edited By stevemanu

"Spend a night in a house with 5 men something going to end up in the back of your throat" Vinny

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#674  Edited By gunslingerNZ

"emails"

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#675  Edited By noremnants

Sauce Pan Man and banana mouth were both pretty good.

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#676  Edited By I_smell

Vinny just blew this thread out of the water.
 
"WELL- You spend a week with five guys in one appartment, you're gonna end up with somethin in the back o your throat!"
 
Total and absolute silence.

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#677  Edited By jacdg
@I_smell said:

" Vinny just blew this thread out of the water.  "WELL- You spend a week with five guys in one appartment, you're gonna end up with somethin in the back o your throat!"  Total and absolute silence. "

Was just about to write this, it was super epic, epic for the win..
 
EDIT:  Uploaded it to youtube for all to enjoy :D 
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#678  Edited By mementomori

classic

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#679  Edited By A_Dog
@I_smell said:
" Vinny just blew this thread out of the water.  "WELL- You spend a week with five guys in one appartment, you're gonna end up with somethin in the back o your throat!"  Total and absolute silence. "
Cool story bro'. 
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#681  Edited By bigall94

Ryan on the final E3 Bombcast regarding some side talk: 
"I can't tell who's talking about thick, ropey streams." and the associated responses.

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#682  Edited By peacebrother
@Lelcar:
This is probably the best moment. 
 

Not in my Bombcast, yo.

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#683  Edited By fjordson

I know this is pretty unoriginal at this point, but its got to be Vinny's throat joke.

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#684  Edited By RuinRunner

Just as I was starting to get tired of the Nintendo 'Ware announcements:
"Get hooked on colorful puzzles"
"Oh man, I sold everything I own for colorful puzzles.  I'll suck your dick for a colorful puzzle!"

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#685  Edited By BankyEdwards015

I spent a good day and half laughing at Jeff's quick comment,  "Every part of licorice is the worst part of licorice. "

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#686  Edited By Mrskidders

Vinny - Fanny, from the fine makers of cunt.
 
Genius.

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#687  Edited By GrimCrossFade

No one is more authentic the Kid Rock.

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#688  Edited By andrela

"Silky the Fairy and Saucepan man are two of my favourite pimp names..."

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#689  Edited By TrashMustache

Peter Molyneux's Balls by Ryan
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#690  Edited By Mighty

"I can't believe it's not Bombcast" 
"Don't like Bombcast? Don't eat" 
"My other car is a Bombcast" 
"Keep it Bombcastcentric" 
"My child is a Bombcast" 
"How's my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-BOMBCAST" 
"Bombcast makes wide turns"  
"If you can't see my mirrors, I can't see your Bombcast"
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#691  Edited By Kontrapunkt

"Got that printer in the other room, gotta get it jacked in. LPT2 son." - Jeff Gerstmann

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@Spencer: This might be my favorite Giant Bombcast moment of all time.
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#693  Edited By Moth_Pope
@Blackout62 said:

" The conversation where they imagined the Bioware doctors getting pissed at the new Mythic staff. "These art assets are garbage! You people are garbage!"

Had to quote this, as it's still one of my favourite Bombcast bits. Just makes me laugh every time without fail. :D
 
1:16 is where that particular bit kicks off.
 
 
 
Also "Buckle up, motherfuckers" when Ryan talks about Family Go Kart Racing on WiiWare, including the "And new to the family fun... AUNTIE AND GRAMPS" in the same description with all the reactions. Comedy gold.
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#694  Edited By evildeadron

mine might be "Take that Bridget Fonda"
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I love the way Ryan giggles and says "God damn it" every time the Bombcast goes off the rails on a silly tangent.

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#696  Edited By Modoversus

Ryan "Buckle Up, motherfuckers!"  when reading the press release to the newest Momy, Daddy, Sarah and Billy racing game. Vinny then comments what a great tag line that is. 
Also, Ryan's "Sweedish assholes!"   Any time Jeff casually mentions any old crapy game or fighting game from the 90s.

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#697  Edited By Aegon

Dave's explosion during Jeff's musical just went to the top of my list.
 

   
hahaha "I'M TRYING TO BUILD A WEBSITE IN HERE!"
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#698  Edited By Vinny_Says

Jeff: "...if I wanted to work on your mouth I could"
Alex Navarro: "You can always work on my mouth Jeff..."
Jeff: "Well...I don't have 9 dollars..."

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#699  Edited By Flaminglizard

Jeff: 'Drunk a whole case of fanny this weekend! Woo!' 
Vinny: 'From the fine makers of C***.' 
Jeff:'Woah! Woah! Woah!' 
Ryan:'Woaaaaah! Woaaaaah! Dude!   

  Comedy Gold

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#700  Edited By jasta

Vinnie: Sharing a house with 5 dudes somethings gonna wind up in the back of your throat...............know what I'm saying? ....Anybody?

Ryan: ...man....why'd you have to do that?

Jeff: Cool story bro.

Vinnie: Fail.