Favorite Bombcast Quote

Avatar image for jordansnyder
JordanSnyder

45

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#501  Edited By JordanSnyder

My favorite is easily: "Michael Cera is... Halo!"

Avatar image for dre7777
DRE7777

412

Forum Posts

643

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 2

#502  Edited By DRE7777

How about the one in the most recent Bombcast where jeff talks to himself like he is some kinda game maker for the ipod touch...."Well this is the funnest iPod ever you should get games. Where are the good controls. Yo man you tilt it. Yo man thats not fun at all. Yo man I dont care you bought it AHHHHHHHHHH"

Avatar image for wildfire570
Wildfire570

757

Forum Posts

1785

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 6

User Lists: 2

#503  Edited By Wildfire570

I loved it when Jeff had the airhorn app and he yells out "Lets do some paper work!!!" *airhorn goes off repeatedly*

Avatar image for kaosangel-DELETED
KaosAngel

14251

Forum Posts

6507

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 8

User Lists: 3

#504  Edited By KaosAngel

Hearing Vinny moan out the Epic Mickey....I was dying listening to it.

Avatar image for milkman
Milkman

19372

Forum Posts

-1

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 3

#505  Edited By Milkman

Fucking Kingdom Hearts. 
 
Though I could feel like we could update this thread every week. There's always at least 1 thing every podcast.

Avatar image for finis
Finis

81

Forum Posts

27

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#506  Edited By Finis

the dissidia STD jokes

Avatar image for drowsap
drowsap

744

Forum Posts

10

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#507  Edited By drowsap

i stll love the making games on the mooooooooooooooon gets me every time
Avatar image for driadon
Driadon

3265

Forum Posts

763

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 14

#508  Edited By Driadon

"EMAILS!" 
In all honesty I think the "My balls" impression of Peter Molyneux is, officially, the joke that has made me laugh the hardest from the bombcast.

Avatar image for masturbatingbear
MasturbatingBear

1804

Forum Posts

28572

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 7

User Lists: 4

in the first or 2nd arrow pointing down (first one with alex) right at the end.
Ryan says something like "agh you know I need to think of a good closing line for this podcast"
 Jeff: "how bout WORD BITCH WE OUT!!?"
 Ryan:"yea thats good"
 Alex: "yep, jeff send us home!"
 Jeff: *whispering* "word bitch we out? is that what we decided on?" 
then cut to music.
 
I loved that.

Avatar image for whisperkill
Whisperkill

3044

Forum Posts

293

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 11

#510  Edited By Whisperkill

I laughed so hard in that first podcast with Peter Molynuex's balls 
Avatar image for whisperkill
Whisperkill

3044

Forum Posts

293

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 11

#511  Edited By Whisperkill

Oh and I remember when they talked about how someone would abuse Project Natal and Milo and vinny said something along the lines of "furiously jacking off" and milo said "di- did you just throw something at me?" in the innocent british accent. 
 
I laughed for a long ass time.
Avatar image for flyingfruit
flyingfruit

70

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#512  Edited By flyingfruit

yah i really cannot remember too many...
but i mean there are loads.
the only one that comes to mind is NEVER

Avatar image for rockanomics
Rockanomics

1187

Forum Posts

8000

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#513  Edited By Rockanomics

"Drink more milk!"

Avatar image for handsomedead
HandsomeDead

11853

Forum Posts

-1

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#514  Edited By HandsomeDead
'Lifestyle epithets.'
Avatar image for emandudeguyperson
Emandudeguyperson

2749

Forum Posts

-1

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 12

User Lists: 6

Too many to mention, but I laughed for a few minutes when Ryan read the description for that DSi snapshot editing thing and Jeff's all in the background like "SPARKLES AND STAMPS FUCK YEAH!!!!!" Edit: found a video. 
 
  

Avatar image for milkman
Milkman

19372

Forum Posts

-1

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 3

#516  Edited By Milkman

I seriously forgot just how funny the dinosaurs humping cars thing was until I heard it again. Who ever is uploading all these Bombcast clips to YouTube, you're awesome. 
 
From 0:50 - 1:00 is just spectacular stuff: 
 
 

Avatar image for archv1le
ArchV1le

248

Forum Posts

190

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 6

#517  Edited By ArchV1le

Thor Odinson cracks me up every single time 
 

Avatar image for dancedancekennypants
DanceDanceKennypants

661

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

I'M ODIN'S SON!
 
SON?!!

Avatar image for saucyjack
SaucyJack

109

Forum Posts

44

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: -1

User Lists: 0

#519  Edited By SaucyJack

One word: CHAINSAWWWWWWWW!
 
Also, the conversation about 'The World of Fight' in comparison to World of Warcraft was great.

Avatar image for deathawk
Deathawk

348

Forum Posts

32888

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#520  Edited By Deathawk

 
On the Lego Rock Band setlist
Brad: Like Kid friendly 
Vinny: Well there's Song #2
Ryan: Right when he says Woo Hoo  that's subversive 

Ryan's Sarcasm is just perfect in that one

Avatar image for cheapoz
Cheapoz

1142

Forum Posts

108

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#521  Edited By Cheapoz

I had a chuckle to myself earlier this evening remembering them discussing what they tell people they do for a job. 
 
Vinny says he always gets asked when getting a hair cut, so Ryan starts playing out the scene 
 
Ryan (as Hairdresser): "Oh yeah, my boy, he's got the 'Nintendo Wii' thing" 
 Vinny: "We're really gonna do this?"

Avatar image for deactivated-5ee489577a60c
deactivated-5ee489577a60c

204

Forum Posts

34

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

Jeff talking about giving it to girl (Noby Noby boy)

Avatar image for cramsy
Cramsy

1293

Forum Posts

158

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 3

#523  Edited By Cramsy
@Cheapoz said:
" I had a chuckle to myself earlier this evening remembering them discussing what they tell people they do for a job.  Vinny says he always gets asked when getting a hair cut, so Ryan starts playing out the scene  Ryan (as Hairdresser): "Oh yeah, my boy, he's got the 'Nintendo Wii' thing"  Vinny: "We're really gonna do this?" "
That was my question! 
Avatar image for halz
Halz

128

Forum Posts

5

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#524  Edited By Halz

Giant Bombcast 08-12-2008 
Ryan: You know what's not so sweat? Hitler.

Avatar image for archv1le
ArchV1le

248

Forum Posts

190

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 6

#525  Edited By ArchV1le

Vinny describing Braid: It's extremely...mind...enticing.  :P 
 
Also, last weeks bombcast where they discussed the worst things to stuff a turkey with had me dying

Avatar image for chogi
chogi

556

Forum Posts

35

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#526  Edited By chogi
No Caption Provided
Avatar image for blackout62
Blackout62

2241

Forum Posts

84

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 11

#527  Edited By Blackout62

The conversation where they imagined the Bioware doctors getting pissed at the new Mythic staff.
"Look I'm just trying to make a point: it is about to truly be the age of dragons."
"What Greg is trying to say is"
"AAAH!"
"Calm, Greg, calm, we can all work-"
"These art assets are garbage! You people are garbage!"
"Greg. I think what Greg is trying to say is-"
"Get back to the poker table I do the real work around here! Don't look out! Ah, I should've stayed in Canada."
 
Oh, and lest we forget "On the MOOOOOON!"

Avatar image for thematt
theMatt

7

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#528  Edited By theMatt
@Emandudeguyperson said:

" Too many to mention, but I laughed for a few minutes when Ryan read the description for that DSi snapshot editing thing and Jeff's all in the background like "SPARKLES AND STAMPS FUCK YEAH!!!!!" Edit: found a video. "

Yeah haha that one got me
Avatar image for misterpope
misterpope

406

Forum Posts

60

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 4

#529  Edited By misterpope
@chogi said:
"
 
 
"

Epic Win.
Avatar image for apathylad
apathylad

3235

Forum Posts

1150

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: -1

User Lists: 7

#530  Edited By apathylad
@Milkman: 
 
Oh, man, that awkward silence after Brad mentions those dinosaur pics is priceless.
 
I have a few favorite Bombcast quotes, although I probably don't remember the exact quote but I remember the basic joke:
 
Alex Navarro: Twilight is a metaphor for AIDS!
------------
Brad: Hey, did you guys hear about the Left 4 Head porno movie?
Ryan: Oh, god no! Don't talk about that here, this podcast is filthy enough as it is!
Brad: Google it if you're interested. ;)
-------------
*I think a couple of these may have been from the Hotspot
Ryan: Tomonobu Itagaki left Tecmo.
Vinny: Do you guys think that guy is going to do porn now?
Jeff: He's going to be disappointed since the girls he makes are better.
-------------
*On the One Laptop Per Child Charity in Africa.
Jeff: I actually want one of those laptops.
Vinny: It's a good charity.
Jeff: Yeah, now African children are going to have access to all of our pornography.
---
 Ryan mentions the Wiiware game Jungle Speed and everyone starts making marijuana jokes.
---
Ryan: How do you build character?
Jeff: Get a girl pregnant. 
Vinny: "I'm a man now dad!"
---
Vinny moaning in Mickey Mouse's voice after hearing the name Epic Mickey.
Avatar image for handsomedead
HandsomeDead

11853

Forum Posts

-1

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#531  Edited By HandsomeDead
'You're the first 22 minutes of Law and Order.'
Avatar image for butchio
Butchio

354

Forum Posts

350

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 4

#532  Edited By Butchio

 Dave last week at the end of the podcast
 
"Wait, im tired, whats happening?"
 
Awesome 

Avatar image for fish_face_mcgee
Fish_Face_McGee

522

Forum Posts

495

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 4

#533  Edited By Fish_Face_McGee

I think my favorites are "On the mooooooon!" "Shephard" "All units" (and all its variations) as well as Muh balls.

Avatar image for riddlebrother
RiddleBrother

521

Forum Posts

479

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 2

#534  Edited By RiddleBrother

the epic mickey was pretty funny.

Avatar image for stormtrooper
StormTrooper

49

Forum Posts

186

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 2

#535  Edited By StormTrooper

"you goddamn racist."

Avatar image for metalr
MetalR

425

Forum Posts

40

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#536  Edited By MetalR

I like the on the moon one.

Avatar image for aska
Aska

544

Forum Posts

569

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#537  Edited By Aska

I really got a kick out of Vinny's fascination with "What's upper".

Avatar image for archv1le
ArchV1le

248

Forum Posts

190

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 6

#538  Edited By ArchV1le

there were a bunch of moments from this weeks that had me cracking up 
 
"The train broke...WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW!?" 
Ryan: trains are the way to get places, what are you some kind of animal?  
 
pretty much that entire conversation 
 
 
and the emails section talking about the box of pussy...wow Vinny, just wow hahaha

Avatar image for hughes
Hughes

436

Forum Posts

262

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#539  Edited By Hughes

Everyone's reaction to Vinny dropping the c-word.

Avatar image for shiptoncraig
shiptoncraig

153

Forum Posts

314

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#540  Edited By shiptoncraig

"It's all gone southcock" had me laughing.

Avatar image for jellyfish_gsus
JellyFish_Gsus

771

Forum Posts

1233

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 5

#541  Edited By JellyFish_Gsus

Vinny - "Cunt"
Everyone - "oooooooooooo, heyyyyyyyyyy nowwwwwwwww, ooooooooo"

Avatar image for ch13696
ch13696

4760

Forum Posts

204

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 11

#542  Edited By ch13696

Has "Well Fuck You (insert name here)" been taken?

Avatar image for morningdrive
morningdrive

203

Forum Posts

17

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#543  Edited By morningdrive

first time the guys imitated Brad with the British accent and Jeff said "no problem, it was a pleasure to be here, I'm Bradley Shoemaker"

Avatar image for visariloyalist
VisariLoyalist

3142

Forum Posts

2413

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 3

User Lists: 4

#544  Edited By VisariLoyalist

"For me gaming is a religion and haze is the shit! I had to come up with a track that can hit up that kind of rush I get from the game and I think we really rocked it."

Avatar image for dethfish
dethfish

3899

Forum Posts

2623

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 14

#545  Edited By dethfish

Ryan: "You know what is real?"
Vinny: "The world, ice cream.......hot dogs"

Avatar image for zmilla
ZmillA

2519

Forum Posts

195

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 4

#546  Edited By ZmillA

jeff talking about scorpion going to court asking for a bailout or something: "And I said to the money.....GET OVER HERE!!"
 
that one was good

Avatar image for zmilla
ZmillA

2519

Forum Posts

195

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 4

#547  Edited By ZmillA

Jeff talking about soul calibur and tekken: 
 
"They can do whatever they to soul cailbur, because at the end of the day I really don't care. Tekken....(hits fist down on table)...Must.remain.pure!"
 
Whenever someone hits their fist down on the table I always loose it. Just the sound it makes and the way ryan always goes "whoa!" afterwards like it's such a serious thing.

Avatar image for arjuna
Arjuna

918

Forum Posts

448

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 3

#548  Edited By Arjuna

"I don't hate Brad..." 
 
AWKWARD!

Avatar image for mildmolasses
MildMolasses

3200

Forum Posts

386

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 9

User Lists: 16

#549  Edited By MildMolasses
@Hughes:
I would say that the funniest stuff is usually from Vinny, and that was no exception. 
 
Another favourite from him was during a killzone 2 discussion, and his suggestion for making the story more personal for the player was that the Helghast "took my my job"
Avatar image for thegoldencat7
thegoldencat7

1504

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#550  Edited By thegoldencat7

I can't remember the exact quote but there was a protracted flight of fancy surrounding the MW2 night vision goggles that ended up with the idea of someone coming into the office late and finding Vinny crouched on top of the fridge hissing like a cat. It did seem feasible.