http://www.giantbomb.com/jeff-shoemaker/72-101046/

Because somebody had to.

This is going to be amazing.

is this real or a joke?

/waits for monstrous photoshops

gender unknown. I approve.

@TehFlan said:

gender unknown. I approve.

I am pretty sure a mixture of brad and jeff is 150% man

@Laketown said:

@TehFlan said:

gender unknown. I approve.

I am pretty sure a mixture of brad and jeff is 150% man

@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:

@CaLe said:

/waits for monstrous photoshops

I cant wait

IT BEGINS.

Mein gentlemen. Let me introduce you to Jeff Shoemaker: 

@N7 said:

@Laketown said:

@TehFlan said:

gender unknown. I approve.

I am pretty sure a mixture of brad and jeff is 150% man

@TheSeductiveMoose: Brilliant.

@TheSeductiveMoose said:

Mein gentlemen. Let me introduce you to Jeff Shoemaker:

No! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

@TheSeductiveMoose he didn't blink once during the making of Brute Force.

@Afrosam said:

@TheSeductiveMoose he didn't blink once during the making of Brute Force.

He has never blinked.

@TehFlan said:

@N7 said:

@Laketown said:

@TehFlan said:

gender unknown. I approve.

I am pretty sure a mixture of brad and jeff is 150% man

That is fucking terrifying.

@kingzetta said:

is this real or a joke?

I try.

@KingWilly:Jeff Shoemaker is in the credits for Brute Force.

I am glad this exists. Jeff Shoemaker will hopefully one day take a break from making Brute Force 2 and see this.

Nooo... what happened to the photoshopped image on http://www.giantbomb.com/jeff-shoemaker/72-101046/ :(

@TheSeductiveMoose said:

Mein gentlemen. Let me introduce you to Jeff Shoemaker:

Hey guys, look! It's Dave Snider!

So it begins....

@N7:

This shit is genuinely frightening.

THIS IS THE SCARIEST FUCKING THREAD EVER!

I am very excite.

I must say, the genuine content on Jeff Shoemaker's page is pretty disappointing. I wanted nutty zaniness; just saying.

@benpicko: I see your bet and raise you a gin face.

@BRNK: You can't really tell that it's Jeff, but whatever.

@TheSeductiveMoose: That's creepy as shit.

@TheSeductiveMoose said:

Mein gentlemen. Let me introduce you to Jeff Shoemaker:

That looks a bit like Dave.

Those 'shops look seriously fucked up.

@benpicko said:

KILL IT KILL IT KILL I TKILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT

I suck at gimp but here we go:

I love all you guys so much.

@imsh_pl said:

I suck at gimp but here we go:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

They look kinda like those goblins from Troll 2:

@CaLe said:

/waits for monstrous photoshops

You mean beautiful works of artistry!

Oh God! Kill it with fire!

@BRNK said:

@benpicko: I see your bet and raise you a gin face.

Sweet, Tasty Jesus....

dear god

I feel like I struck internet gold.

Good gracious.

This is some scary stuff.

Mother of god...

@TehFlan said:

OH GOD, YES.

This thread is scaring the bejeezus out of me.

...why