The plastic ones that they sell at the toy store will never seem the same again.

I just hope he's on my side when the zombie apocalypse hits us. Could you imagine him being a zombie and having those things? None of my cardboard boxes would save me.

Not a bad invention, but it has nothing on the people who made the real Lancers.

PS.  I also like the look on his face when he yanks them out, classic.

PPS - What song is that?  Is that Mars Volta?

crazy.

I have seen loller things, but as far as lol goes, that's pretty fucking lolled out

It's only a matter of time before that dude impales himself on those things.

Kind of sad.. :D

The important question is, will it still cut a tomato after slicing a tin can?

*snick*

Wolverine? More like Edward Scissorhands by my reckoning.

Yeah that's something that shouldn't be left lyring around! Still it's totally awesome!

the actual impressive part is that they are retracible 

Such a sad sad use of a weird off pitch version of a great Mars Volta song.

The perfect movie title for this video: There Will Be Blood.

He would've been perfect to be the mo-cap actor in the game.

Wow...What can I say except...Not in the Face... :P

Cardboard boxes beware. I don't have the sound on, but I hope to God he called 'em "Bub" before mercilessly impaling them. I was really hoping to see his rendition of a "Claw Drill."

LOL

I wonder if he went to a bar that night with the express purpose of getting into a fight.

I love how you can see in his face that he's totally pretending he's wolverine when he hits that box..

No, he won't smile about it. Because it's serious. Serious. Business.

Rhyno: "You may scoff but when the legion of evil cardboard boxes attack, this man will be your only hope."

^ Actually made me burst out laughing

So glad i'm not a cardboard box, i'd be soooo scared right now. Hope we see this kinda action in the movie snik snik

That is sweet

Wow.

I wholly endorse this.

Now if we were boxes, we would be fucked

I'm suddenly more afraid to go out onto the streets.

Should have used a watermelon.

I don't know what's more pathetic: the fact that, the most substantial medium he could think to puncture is a flimsy cardboard box, or that the video was edited to include the self-aggrandizing melancholy of the whiney limp dicks known as Mars Volta? Find a junked car and show me what those blades can do to a flat tire or find yourself a girlfriend. Either way, you'll be stabbing something with your poker that requires real effort, nincompoop!

Lmao!

Pretty cool creation.

I'm willing to bet he doesn't have a girlfriend and is still living with his mom.

I would not have a drink with that guy.

I wish he would cut like a slab of meat or a dead pig, like they always do on The Deadlest Warrior!! That would be awesome!

That's pretty cool, but sad at the same time.

He's one 'itch on face' away from instant death.

So...uh...yeah. I want those.