This is just pure gold, one of the comments:  
I notice a distinct lack of pubic hair, can you guarantee that this fruit is of a ripe age? I do believe there are rules against deflowering the blossom whilst it is still on the tree, so to speak. If the age query is satisfied I would also like to know whether the pubic hair is absent because of shaving / waxing, or simply because this fine specimen suffers neck down alopecia? If it is the latter, would you consider supply a merkin with the Womandarin? Thanks so very much!  
 
and the reply 
 
This specimen is in perfect health and infection free. This poor unfortunate Womadarin suffers from a glandular problem which means that hair is unable to be grown is said area and because of that the area remains in pristine and perfect condition 
 
 pure fucking gold