Don't worry dudes, it's not me, because I know that would be both a major shock and a blow to you on a personal level, yep my head is so far up my own ass right now I can see the sun!  
 
I have just found out that my uncle on my dads side has four months to live,  
 
At first I didn't know what to do with that information, comprehension on the matter was just dismay, so right now I am tasked with getting my ass over to Holland to be able to say goodbye,  
 
and this year was going so well,  
oh well, time for a cigarette I think...